First story of the brand new Ed tales, Little Red Riding Hood! Starring Ed and Alex! :D Don't worry, Eddy, Ed, Alice, and Alex will have their own stories soon enough. If you've never heard of these OC's before, please read some of my previous EEnE fanfics to understand. Or just read and please enjoy! I do not own the songs or Ed Edd n Eddy characters or Alice.

"But maaaaaa!" The little blonde complained. Her mother held up her hand, a signal for 'be quiet'.

"Don't maaaaa me young lady. You are going to go visit your grandmother today and thats final!" Little children ran around the room like the monkeys they were.

"Why can't Joey or Isabel do it? You know that woman hates me!"

"Because, they are still too young and don't know any better. Your grandmother doesn't hate you, she is just... strict. Also, wear the hood!"

"Alright alright... bitch." She mumbled the last part to herself. As she tied the ribbon on the hood around her neck, she looked at herself in the mirror. Short blonde hair and shiny green eyes, wearing a white button up shirt and a green skirt with stockings and her regular shoes. The hood was a deep emerald green and the hem was at her hip. Her grandmother made it for her mom, who reluctantly gave it to her for her fourteenth birthday that was just yesterday.

"Okay my little green Riding hood-"

"Mom, you know I hate that nickname! Alex works just fine!"

"Too bad, I am your mother so if you like it doesn't matter. You must give this basket to your ill grandmother. She's been in bed with a cold for some time now."

"Then all she needs is chicken soup and rest."

"Still, I'm worried about her. Now GO." She stated firmly, giving Alex the straw basket full of goodies and pushing her out of their little cottage in the woods. "Just follow the path! And be sure to avoid wolves!" Alex just rolled her eyes and started to walk down the long path while humming a fine tune.

In a large cave somewhere

"Ed! Come over here now!" The father roared. He was a graying orange haired wolf, yellow eyes hard and fearless. There was a whimper from the back of the cave and something slid across the ground and underneath a rock. A meek young wolf cub crawled out of the dark, he had a tousled orange coat of fur and yellow eyes like his fathers. "What were you doing?"

"Nooothin~." He had a nervous look on his eyes and his triangular ears shifted slightly. He also had a scar on the back of his head from a horrible accident involving a hunter. And also because of that his mother was gone. The father treaded to the back of the cave and moved some rocks around before finding a stack of comic books. "You were reading again? What did I tell you about this? You are a WOLF! Wolves do not read, we hunt and kill!"

"B-But dad..." Ed whimpered and tried to reach for his comics. His dad tore one up and Ed's heart tore in two just like it.

"No buts! This is the final time you disappoint me son. Go out there and kill, and if you do not... do not even bother to come back home Ed." He said. The young wolf walked out of the cave, tears slipping out of his eyes as he heard his favorite comic books being ripped apart by his father.

"And I was in the middle of Vortons and deagnuns..." He said, sucking in the rest of his dignity and making his way into the woods. Soon enough as he was walking, his sharp hearing caught someone's voice. His nose also caught wind of the persons scent, spicy yet delicate. It smelled delicous, like cinnamon. Intrigued, he followed the smell til he came upon the source. His long orange tail flicked and triangular ears raised themselves in surprise. He looked down from a large hill to see the source.

There was a little blonde girl wearing a green hood, humming to herself and swinging her little basket back and forth as she walked. Her hips swung and legs danced as she jumped from stone to stone. Ed continued to watch with immense interest and followed until his foot hit a rock. "AGH! OOF! EAGH!" He cried out and hit a tree upside down, Alex heard him fall and watched as he tumbled before he hit.

"Oooh, thats gotta hurt..." She strode up to him and offered her hand. "Need a little help there buddy?" She was surprised when his hand was actually a orange paw. After he was rightside up, Alex introduced herself. "The names Alex. Never met a wolf before, can you talk?" Ed nodded with his tongue hanging out of his mouth.

"My names Ed! Nice to meet you! You are cute!" Alex blinked and then blushed slightly. That was the first time anyone had called her cute, normally guys wouldn't look at her twice and her mother and grandmother always thought of her as too plain and dreary.

"Uh, thanks. But not all of them are, some are drop dead ugly!" Ed laughed at that. "So, I'm not going to question how you can talk, but do you want something to eat? I've got a bit of food somewhere..." Ed's eyes widened and he panted, sitting and begging. Alex laughed and produced a stick of beef jerky from her pocket. "This is from my personal stash, so you'd better be happy!" Ed munched happily on the meat stick.

"I'm going to get going now then, good luck with whatever you're doing." Alex waved and then started to walk away, but Ed realized what was happining and grabbed her leg.

"Nooooooo! Don't leave meeee!" He cried out. "Pleeease! You smell good..." He sniffed her leg then nipped it slightly.

"Woah, get a grip on yourself man! WAH!" She accidentally fell and Ed climbed on top of her with a ravanous look on his face. One of his fangs were coming out of his mouth. Alex clenched up and shut her eyes tightly. This is it... I'm gonna get eaten alive... She then felt something wet and warm on her neck. Opening them, there was Ed, tasting her like some sort of delicous dessert.

"Cinnamonny~" He mumbled, then was about to undo her hood when she smacked his hand away and shoved him off her.

"What the hell dude! I barely even know you!" She yelled.

"Sorrieeeee~ You just smell really good..." He said, drooling. Alex wiped away the drool on her neck. "Just please don't leave me alone, my dad ripped up all my comics and I'm so lonely without them!" then waterfalls came out of his eyes. Literally.

"Okay okay, but try to not attack me again. And be careful of my grandmother, she's really old and really bad tempered." Ed walked on his legs and hands like a puppy as they walked. Alex thought he was pretty adorbale for a wolf cub.

"What was that song you were singing? I wanna hear it!" He said.

"Uh, I'm not really sure if I should. Its just a song that a friend of mine picked up about being an adult..." She said, blushing and scratching the side of her face.

"I wanna hear it though! It sounds fun!" Alex sighed, the blush still showing on her face.

"Fine, but you have to SWEAR that you'll never tell anyone about this."

"Okay!" Ed sat his booty down on the ground and Alex sat on log.

I'm always being treated like a kid. Even though I try to be sensible, and my body's quite something at that.
All my friends have had all sorts of experiences.
I want to try out all sorts of things that are new and things I can do.
The adults eyes follow me wherever I go, unless I wear them like underwear, can I not go out to play?

Alex had a pink face as she said the word underwear. Ed blinked and his tail was was totally still.

By myself I can, take off my panties.
Take off my panties,
take off my panties alright.
Once I've taken them off I'll be an adult.

A loud gunshot was heard and Alex stopped there. "HUNTERS!" Ed screamed. All of the memories came flooding back and he flew into the woods.

"ED! Wait!" Alex yelled. She was left all alone then, sulking, she went back to the path and continued to walk.

With Ed

"AAAAAGGGHHHHH! I DON'T LIKE HUNTERS!" He screamed as he ran. Finally, he made it to a small cottage. He opened the door and snuck inside.

"Little Green? Is that you my useless little brat?" Said an elderly woman on a bed. Ed blinked. "EEEEEEEE! ITS A WOLF! GET AWAY FROM ME YOU SAVAGE ANIMAL!" Now Ed felt insulted that she would call him that. He didn't kill anything and only ate dead stuff. Growling, he pounced on the old woman and knocked her out.

Someone knocked on the door. "Grandma? Grandma, its me, Alex!" Ed panicked, thinking quick, he shoved the old woman in a closet and locked it. He went through her drawers and put on a night gown and cap, then threw the blankets onto himself.

"Come in uh... Alex!" Alex walked inside and raised an eyebrow. Her grandmother normally called her Little Green Riding Hood just like her mother. Then she saw Ed in her grandmother's bed and decided to play along with a small smirk tugging at her lips.

"Hello Grandma, I have your medicine and some treats from mom." She said, placing the basket on an empty chair.

"Thank you dear. Can you please come closer so I can see you better?" Ed smelled her cinnimony scent again and licked his lips. Oh how he could taste her skin like last time.

"Oh grandmother, how large your hands are." She said, stroking the fur on his paws. He purred a bit and grasped hers in his larger paw.

"The better to hold yours my dear." He said with a mischevious smile.

"Grandmother, what big yellow eyes you have." His yellow eyes gleamed in the sunlight.

"All the better to see your cuteness my dear." Alex flushed a light pink.

"Grandmother... what large fangs you have." She lightly touched one of his gleaming fangs.

"All the better to uh... hm..." Ed began to think (what an acheivement!)really hard and finally just gave up. "Oh heck with it!"

"Heck with wha-" Ed clamped his mouth over hers, tasting her lovely scent and feeling her beautifully soft skin. She could taste the jerky she gave him earlier, but just smiled and kissed back. All of a sudden, the door slammed open and the wolf and child broke apart to see the hunter.

"ROLF SEES YOU DREADED FUR CREATURE!" Rolf roared and cocked his gun at Ed. Alex grabbed him by his paw and ran out of there. Rolf chased after them, shooting and aiming his gun at them. Thinking quick, Alex had them make a quick turn and soon enough they made it to her old clubhouse that her father had built just for her. Ed sat in the corner cowering in fear as Alex dug through an old chest chock full of her old toys.

"What is this place?"

"Its my old clubhouse. My dad built it for me when we lived with my grandma for a while. Before... before he died of cancer." She said, closing the trunk sadly. Ed hugged her.

"Its alright, you've got ED!" He announced. "What are you looking for?"

"Something to protect ourselves with." She said, throwing out a little rag doll and a few plastic bottles. Ed picked up a comic and began to read it.

"ROLF SEES YOU! WOLF WILL MAKE AN EXCELLENT PIECE TO ROLF'S MANTLE!" They heard the hunter yell.

"God, doesn't he ever stop yelling?" Alex asked, ears ringing. Ed then stared at one page in the comic he was reading. Then he grabbed Alex and bolted out of there. "What is it Ed?" She yelled. Ed didn't answer, but instead placed her on his back and continued to run. Her hood fluttered in the winds that were passing them by.

Rolf went into the clubhouse and stepped by the open comic, it was an issue of 'They sleep near us'. It was open to a page where the hunter accidentally kills a child when he tried to kill the monster she was protecting.

Alex isn't leaving like my mom! Ed thought as he ran for his life. Alex was confused but held onto Ed for dear life as he ran. The hunter then suddenly appeared out of nowhere and tried to shoot them. Ed jumped, ducked, and swerved out of range. Alex found it hard to hold on much longer.

"Ed! I'm slipping!" She cried out.

"Hold on for a little longer!" Then a gunshot sounded, it nicked Alex's leg and made a cut.

"GAH!" She screamed out in pain. Something inside Ed just snapped. He stopped and placed Alex on the ground near a tree. He licked at her wound til the blood flow stopped. His tongue was very soothing against it. He could taste the coppery red blood coming down his throat. "Ed... thanks." He just nodded and stood on his hind legs.

"I'm going to go... talk to that hunter. Alex stays here, no following." He said with a wag of his finger. Alex giggled lightly, but it went away when he turned and left.

With Rolf and Ed

"You hunters have bothered me for the last time! First my mommy, now Alex! You are gonna PAY!" Ed was foaming at the mouth, eyes turning into yellow slits rather than the big and bright yellow orbs they usually were.

"Bring it on fur ball of darkness!" Rolf cried out and held his gun fiercely.

5 minutes later

Rolf was right now begging for his life, bruised and beaten up severely. Ed held him over a large cliff over the ocean with pointy rocks at the bottom. "Now, you will leave me and Alex alone. Same goes for my father, or, I hunt you down and personally destroy you with my claws." He threatened harshly, with all fangs bearing. Rolf was sweating nervously and nodded. Ed put him on the ground and walked away, Rolf swearing for revenge somehow.

"Hey Ed, that was fast." Alex said, the cut was feeling much better now. Ed helped her onto her feet.

"He was just a mister grumpy pants." He said happily with a tongue sticking out. Then he caught another whiff of her scent and licked his lips. Alex rolled her eyes.

"Fine, but just don't go- WOAH!" Ed tackled her to the ground and proceded to lick her like a dog. She laughed and felt very ticklish as his claws scraped lightly at her sides.

The End... for now.