STOP CALLING ME!

It was 3:00 AM and Roy Mustang was in deep sleep, Dreaming of one day getting Hawkeye back to his place, When all of the sudden the phone was ringing and Roy woke up, Tired and angry picking up the phone to see who was calling.

"Who's this" Roy said with anger in his voice" It's 3 AM!"

"Hey what are ya doing" Roy knew that voice, It was Maes Hughes, Roy's annoying Friend, Now it sounded like Hughes was drunk, So Roy decided to not yell at Hughes.

"Hughes are you drunk?"

"so what are ya doing? Maes said, Ignoring Roy question.

"I'm sleeping"

"Oh, Listen I was heard this song from a Friend, me of you... Just listen."And it reminded Hughes turned on his CD Player to let Roy listen to this song he heard, The song seemed to be called "Sex Bomb" by how many times it was said in the song, Roy was disgusted by the fact his "Best Friend" put on a song that was all about this person who was sexy and it reminded Hughes of Roy, He was scared Maes found him atrractive.

"So watcha think" Hughes Said, Then all of the sudden Roy hanged up the phone and hid under the covers, Unpluging the phone trying to forget what happen tonight.


After the whole phone call from Hughes, Roy was at work in Eastern Headquarters. Everyone was finished with paper work early and Roy was in his office alone with Riza Hawkeye, Flirting with her.

"How about you come over to my place tonight" Said Roy in a seductive tone.

"Depends what for dinner" Riza said with a seductive smile, Roy planting butterfly kisses on her neck with Riza quietly moaning, Suddently that's when the phone rang leaving Roy annoyed, Knowing it was Hughes.

"This Motherfucker" Roy said, As he was picking up the phone.

"Roy! My Boy"

"what is it Hughes I'm busy right now"

"Okay Okay um... Look about the whole thing last night-"

"Look don't worry about that let's just try to forget that"

"Oh great great okay bye"

"bye" Roy hanged up the phone

"what did he wanted this time" Riza asked

"Nothing he just being his dumb ass


self" Roy then with a seductive smile went back to kissing her neck.


So this is my first story, Please be nice I'm gonna make an other one for this later please review you don't even have to have an account for that. Just let me know what you think.