FUN ONE SHOT
Richtofen was hungry, he ran downstairs and threw the refrigerator out the window and it hit his pet cat takeo, a cat with the head of a takeo. He grunted and ran. Nikolai showed up and shouted:
Nikolai: THERE IS CANDY HERE!
He pointed to the basement. Richtofen went down there and started liking the brown candy all over, there were two things wrong, It was dark and Dempsey was grunting. As the lights turned on, Richtofen was licking dempsey's ass and richtofen started to cry, so he ate Dempsey so nobody would talk. Takeo the cat came in and shouted
Takeo: ,mgxmndvcncnhbkppo (pronounced: snooki)
THE END. NEXT TO COME OUT, JERSEY SHORE! ZOMBIES STYLE.