A/N: I'm hopping onto the Voltron bandwagon! I really love this show and, holy crow, I have so many ideas! Anywho, as my first one posted I figure humor was the best way to go (Trust me, I'll post some angst on here, it's unavoidable in this world). I just wanted to answer the question I'm sure all of us have been asking since the second season ended, "Where the heck is... Kaltenecker." Yeah, yeah, Shiro too (I seem calloused, but I'm secretly dying inside from my Shiro being gone.)

Honestly, this is the only show where I can say that the main characters got a free cow when they bought their video game after swimming in the water fountain and flew out of a space mall on said free cow trying to escape a mall cop who thought they were pirates. AND IT MAKES SENSE.

I love this show.

Enjoy!

"Why was there a cow in my room?" All the paladins glanced up as Keith pulled Kaltenecker into the common room.

Shiro prepared himself to interfere if it got out of hand while the other three paladins shared a knowing glance and hid their smirks.

"Aww, man," Lance whined. "Kaltenecker liked it there!"

"It's. my. room!" Keith gave one last tug and Kaltenecker mooed.

Pidge frowned, "Be nice to the cow, Keith. Besides," she pushed up her glasses, "Where else were we supposed to put it?"

"Why not your room?!"

Pidge sputtered, "It'd break all my stuff!"

Hunk held his hands up, "I've got emergency food in there. Kalt would eat it."

Keith glared at Lance who shrugged, "Kaltenecker would interfere with my beauty sleep!"

Keith's eye twitched, "Why. Was. The cow. In. MY. Room."

"Well," Pidge adjusted her glasses, "You were training at the time..."

"And Kalt just walked-" Hunk paused, "Umm... Crawled? Well, anyways, Kalt went into your room..."

Lance bit his lip to keep back his laugh, "And Kaltenecker liked it so much, we figured he should just stay there. I mean, it's not like you sleep or anything and, as long as you don't light a match, cows make great roommates. Plus, you never really had a chance to bond with the cow. You need to loosen up some!" He gripped Keith's shoulders, "Become one with the cow and bond."

Keith threw his arms in the air, knocking Lance's hands off his shoulder, "That's it."

Lance, Hunk, and Pidge braced themselves for the outburst.

"Dishonor!"

They froze.

"Dishonor on your whole family." He made a sweeping gesture at them.

"Dishonor on you," he pointed at Lance.

"Dishonor on your cow," he pointed at Kaltenecker.

He glanced at a stunned Pidge, "Crickee, make a list."

While Shiro was dying of laughter in the corner, you could literally see the stars in the rest of the paladins' eyes.

"You watch movies." Pidge looked like she had just seen the coolest new robot.

"Well, duh," Keith rolled his eyes.

Lance and Hunk were still stunned. "That," Hunk managed to speak, "was actually a really good impression."

"Still," Keith turned to leave, "Keep the cow out of my room." He looked thoughtful, "Why don't you just stick it into one of those random empty rooms?"

"He'll get lonely!" Lance whined.

"Actually, it's a girl," Keith amended, "And the cow'll be fine."

He left the room and chuckled to himself, "How was that for loosening up?"