The Lord of the Rings In One Page Or Less

by Persephoneslove

More or less. Each film gets one chapter each, but I didn't feel like putting them as separate stories. And I realize this is in the book section, but there is no LotR in the movie area, so, it's your own fault. Rated for possible anything. Spoilers. #3

A/N: This will [obviously] be a three parter itself. I will add the other 2 as chapters. Enjoy my massacre of literary triumph!

Disclaim: I own nothing but the funny bits.

Frodo

Narrator with booming voice

Gollum

Other

Sam

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I have a ring!

It's a bad ring.

It makes me invisible.

You have to destroy it.

Awwww…

You must take it to Mount Doom,

Why?

Because it was forged in the Cracks of Doom.

Cracks, hehehe.

-rolls eyes-

Sorry.

BTW, a lot of people want to kill you.

Uncool.

I want the ring!

My precious!

Die!

This sucks.

I told you.

I'm gonna go to Mordor myself then.

Take the fat one with you.

Why Sam?

You don't have to be the fastest and all that.

Gotcha. Let's go fatty!

Hey!

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And thus ends the first installment of this epic trilogy! I will add the other two as soon as I remember what happens.

I'm joking...

I think.