Disclaimer: If the characters of Naruto were mine then half of them wouldn't be straight.

Pairings: SasuxNaru, KashixIru, other pairings to follow as soon as I come up with them

Warnings: Yaoi, sex, bondage, language

Summary: Naruto has been selected to be the new Santa Clause, and now with only two weeks until Christmas Naruto takes it as his personal Santa test to try and get Sasuke off the naughty list. Can Naruto do what the elves deem as impossible and deliver all the presents to the world and save it? Lets find out!

A/U: This is my first Christmas fic. And my second fanfic. Please review and tell me what you think!

Chapter 1

It was a cold December afternoon in Konoha. The Christmas lights were strung up on all the houses and shops. The women of the village were doing some Christmas shopping while the children were playing in the snow, and the shopkeepers of the village were busy preparing for the Christmas rush, while the villages Shinobi were hopping from roof to roof, training, and going on missions, even though it was only two weeks before Christmas.

While the people of Konoha were doing their work they were unaware of the two figures overlooking the village from the Hokage Mountain. Both of the figures were clothed in black robes with hoods that hid their faces. One of them was really short and somewhat chubby build, while the other was tall and thin. The tall figure had a Santa's hat tied to the belt of his robe. Though the hat had no bells on it, it was giving off a soft jingle. The jingle was quiet enough to not hear if you were standing a few feet away, but loud enough to be heard if you were standing right next to them, if you could hear it that is.

The short figure was looking down at the hat and then to the village.

"Here?!" he exclaimed. The short ones voice sounded squeaky, like he in hailed helium. "Are you sure that things working right?!" he said to his companion while pointing to the hat.

"Yes" the tall figure replied. Unlike the small one the tall one's voice was deeper and more mature.

"But this is a-"

"I know!" the tall figure interrupted. "But we have no choice, who ever is in that village is the one, Shinobi or not."

'Lets hope, not!' the short figure thought as both of them disappeared in a flurry of snow.

Meanwhile

Somewhere in the hidden leaf village, a 17-year-old Shinobi was walking through the streets, looking from shop to shop trying to find gifts for his friends.

The boy had yellow hair and cerulean eyes and was wearing an orange and black jumpsuit. Naruto couldn't find anything to give his friends, he did find a couple of things but it was all too expensive. He especially wanted to get something for Sasuke. 'I mean he is my friend' he thought. But he didn't even know what Sasuke would want.

Naruto frowned a little. With paying the rent on his apartment and having to buy food and other necessities, like soap and weapons, Naruto really didn't have very much money to buy stuff for himself, let alone others. Naruto was afraid that he may have to borrow money from his friends to buy them their gifts, but he didn't want to do that. 'I don't want to be a moocher to my friends!' he thought.

Naruto was so deep in his own thoughts that he didn't even notice Sasuke standing in front of him looking into a window of a shop, at least until he bumped into him and they fell on top of each other.

"Ow!" said Naruto. "Hey! Watch where your-" Naruto stopped when he saw who he bumped into. "Sasuke!" he exclaimed while trying to get up, "I'm sorry! I didn't see you!".

"Naruto" said Sasuke.

"Yes?"

"Get off me!"

"I'm trying!"

After a little while and several stares from passers by Naruto and Sasuke were on their feet again. "I'm sorry Sasuke I wasn't looking where I was going." Said Naruto.

"Hn" and then Sasuke walked off.

"Sasuke wait!" yelled Naruto as he tried to catch up to him. Sasuke stopped and turned around to face him. "What?" he asked.

"I was wondering, what would you like to have for Christmas?" asked Naruto.

"I don't celebrate Christmas." Replied Sasuke.

"What! Why?"

"Because I hate it."

"Why do you hate Christmas?"

"Because."

Before Naruto could ask Sasuke another question he disappeared in a puff of smoke, leaving a surprised and slightly hurt Naruto alone in the street.

'Why doesn't he like Christmas? How can anyone hate it?' "Sasuke…" he whispered. Naruto stood there for a while until the Christmas lights on the buildings came on. Naruto was snapped out of his thoughts when he noticed the colorful glow on the snow. Realizing that it was getting late, he decided to go home before it got any colder. Not even noticing the two dark hooded figures watching him from the shadows.

The tall figure was holding the hat in his hand. The end was pointing towards the blond haired boy that was currently walking up the street, and the soft jingle was louder than it used to be.

"Him?!" exclaimed the short figure. "Its him! That's impossible! He's a Shinobi!" The figure was breathing hard now. "Isn't there anyone else?"

"We have no choice! The hat chose him and there is no one else. Its either him or bust!" replied the tall figure.

"But-"

"No buts!!"

The hat was starting to loose its jingle and the end was drooping. The tall figure put it back in his belt. "Come on, we have to follow him." He said to his short companion and jumped off onto the roof with his diminutive companion following suit.

Later, Outside Naruto's Apartment building

The two dark hooded figures were sitting in a nearby tree while Naruto was walking towards the door to the building. "It can't be him!" exclaimed the short figure. "You must be holding it wrong! Give it to me!" the short figure grabbed the hat from the tall figures belt.

"Hey, give that back!" the tall one hissed as he grabbed the other end of the hat and ensuing a silly game of tug-of-war.

"No, you give it to me!"

"No, let go!"

"No, you let go!"

"Let go!"

"No!"

The tall one was too strong for the both of them and with one final tug they both fell out of the tree and landed with a big thud.

"Huh?" said Naruto. He looked over in the direction of where the noise came from. But the two figures were quick enough to disguise themselves. The tall one turned into a white rabbit while the short one-

"A giant broccoli?" said Naruto looking confused.

The white rabbit looked to his left to find that his little companion had turned himself into a broccoli the size of a cat and what's worse was that it was sweating. "You idiot!" hissed the rabbit.

Luckily for the two figures Naruto decided that he was just seeing things and proceeded up the stairs to his apartment.

When Naruto disappeared from view the two changed back and the tall figure conked his small companion on the head. "What the hell were you thinking?!" He hissed "You almost blown our cover, it's a good thing that this ones dense!"

"Sorry!" replied the short one.

The tall figure started looking around for the hat, not that it was hard since it was emitting that jingle. "For the last time! There is no mistake! This kid is the one! Now are you going to keep complaining about it or are you going to help me?!"

The short figure nodded and with that the two disappeared.

Naruto entered his apartment and flipped the light switch, but the lights wouldn't turn on. "Oh great!" he groaned. By feeling his way Naruto managed to get to the living room, but not without stubbing his tow into the table in the hall. After walking into the living room the lights turned on. "That's better!" sighed Naruto smiling, but Naruto quickly found out that he was not alone. Noticing something out of the corner of his eye Naruto looked to his right to find a short black robed figure.

"Who are you!?" asked Naruto while drawing a kunai. The short figure emitted a small chuckle. "Hehe nighty-night!" said the figure. Then Naruto was met with darkness. The tall figure that knocked him out from behind caught Naruto before he hit the floor. Lifting Naruto over his shoulders the tall figure motioned his companion over to him.

"Lets go" said the tall one. And with that, the two disappeared in a flurry of snow, taking the unconscious Naruto with them and the lights turned off. Leaving the room exactly the way it is, except for only a small pile of snow on the floor.

Well there you have it! My first Christmas fanfic, with Naruto... I'm beat! please review and tell me if I should change anything. Thanks!

A/U: Broccoli transformation inspired by frzdragon's "The Truth" comics from deviantArt