The tree stood in the middle of the lawn, daring Quatre to say something

"WELL SCREW YOU, MR. TREE!! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO BE THERE!!!"

The tree stood, now ignoring the fuming Quatre as Trowa looked on.

*what quatre doesn't know is that trowa planted the tree... mwahaha...*

"You dare defy ME of all people!! Shame, Shame!!! You will be the
first to go, TREE!!" Quatre spat at the tree...


QUATRE'S POINT OF VIEW

"Who me, Quatre? Why would you say such a thing... I am only a tree, in
the middle of your lawn!! How could i hurt you??" The tree laughed
evily, grinning all the while, branches waving in defiance.

"You fiend, you!!"

"And I will be the one to steal Trowa!!! MWAHAHAHA!! HE WILL BE MINE,
ALL MINE!! AND YOU WONT BE ABLE TO STOP ME, PATHETIC MORTAL!!"

"NEVER!! I'LL NEVER LET GO!!"

NORMAL POV

After his last statement, Quatre broke into hysterical tears and was
led away by his personal shrink... ahem psychiatrist.

Trowa gazed after his boyfriend... "Damn... So that's what happens when
one overdoses on freezer pops!!"

Trowa shook his head and walked off accross the perfect lawn, only to
be captured in the evil tree's grasp and swallowed into a void of tree
bark...


*freezies actually do this to ppl... by the way, i dont own quatre or
trowa... damn you gundam ppl!! i want both of them... actually, i like
duo the best...(drooling) wow... i really have to tone it down with those
mandarin oranges!!*