The Holy Trail?
Chapter Uno: (for dumbasses that don't know any basic Spanish, that means one.)
Thy is welcome, welcome to the feast of a thousand hurrahs! (I don't know) "And a special toast for you my king!" "Yes squire, thank you." Hello there. I am Asphanon. And that, my friend, was the king of all of Camelpot, King Chucky the doll. He used to kill people until he exploded. Now he's our king… That does make sense, right? Whatever, ON WITH STORY! "King Chucky, I have received prostitution for you! Oh… Um… My apologies king, I was getting a bit carried away. What I meant to say was, I have received a proposition for you!" mumbled some random dude. "Speak ass-wipe, I mean… peasant. OH just spit it out dick-meat!" The dude glared, " Oh I'm no ordinary man, I'm magic… I'm… SANTA CLAUS!!!" Everyone stared in awe.
Chapter 8-6=___: *BANG* A bullet flew, blazing through the air, slowing making its way toward none other than between Santa's two eyes.Santa… Is dead…
Chapter 3: Not good. Right in that moment, something started. Not a food fight. A riot. Pure Insanity. I had to do something. But I didn't I ran. I got outta there. Later I landed myself in an adventure I would remember for a lifetime… See you later. (To be continued)