Dear Death,
Oh Death, my dearest love. When will we meet? I'm getting tired of writing these fanfiction letters to you even if this is the first one. Oh Death, my love I have but one question to ask, though I'm afraid I don't quit know how to say it. So, I shall say it in the noble words of Louis C.K himself. "CAN I FUCK YOU!!!"
Sincerely,
Deadpool