ETN: okay, so I know that I'm normally doing drabbles and such, but this struck me last night as I was getting ready for bed and I knew it just had to be written. I have finally been attacked by a plot bunny and a muse, and they are not about to let go anytime soon. I have collected quotes for the past several years and so I am putting my favorites into some stories. I hope you enjoy these, because I know that I do enjoy writing them!

Chapter one-Speed bumps

Speed bumps are of negligible effect when the vehicle exceeds triple the desired restraining speed.
-anonymous

"Bones, THIS is why I never let you drive!" Special Agent Seeley Booth of the FBI exclaimed, holding onto the passenger side door tightly as his partner, Temperance 'Bones' Brennan, world renowned forensic anthropologist, turned the large black SVU sharply.

"Booth, this is a car chase. I'm just trying to keep up!" she reasoned as she turned sharply again, entering a neighborhood full of trees, houses, children and-

"Bones! Speed bump! Slow down! You're-" Booth yelled, but the anthropologist ignored him, continuing down the street at the same speed and roared over the bumps like they were never there.

"Booth, speed bumps are of negligible effect if the vehicle exceeds triple the desired restraining speed," she replied, blue eyes still glued to the car she was gaining on.

"What?! Bones, English!" the agent half cried as he pressed himself even further into the seat, brown eyes flitting between his partner and the criminal's car that they were now passing. Sighing, Brennan began to explain.

"It means that, since the neighborhood wants cars to travel at a safe speed of ten miles an hour or less, they put up these speed bumps. However, if a vehicle is traveling at leas three times the desired restraining speed, 30 miles an hour or so, the speed bumps won't slow anything." She slowed more and maneuvered the vehicle in front of the one they were trying to stop, successfully blocking his path of travel. Giving his partner a strange look, Booth peeled himself from his seat and made the arrest. Hours later, as the two sat in Wong Fu's, he asked her.

"Hey Bones, where did you learn that about speed bumps?" Brennan simply gave her partner a look that said 'where do you think?' With a shake of his head, he let out a chuckle. "Never mind. I don't think I want to know."

ETN: So? I hope it made ya chuckle a little bit. Feel free to submit your own quotes and who you'd like to say them, I'll try and get them all worked in!