Disclaimer: I am not or never will be Stephenie Meyer.
Emmett: It's Christmas! Get up up up! It's Christmas!
Everyone else: Shut up Emmett!
Emmett: I'll sing the song that doesn't end.
Bella: O.K. O.K. we're up!
Alice: Can I at least help Bella use her closet properly first?
Emmett and Bella: No!!!!!
Alice: Meanies!
Emmett: Hurry Up!
Edward: Hey! Don't call us slugs!
Emmett: I never did!?
Edward: But you thought it!
Esme: Now boys don't argue.
Emmett: Mommy, can we open presents now?
Esme: Wait just one second… Now!
Emmett: Yes! I got a Tickle-Me-Elmo from guess who…
Edward: You.
Emmett: Oh come on Eddie do you have to spoil all of my fun?
Edward: Yes and-
Alice: The dog will be here in 5,4,3,2,1
Jacob: Hi everybody!
Emmett: Get away stinky! You can not have my Elmo!
Jacob: WTF why would I want an El
Emmett: Grrrrrr, bow down to the laughter of the almighty Elmo!
Elmo: He, he, he that tickles!
Everyone except Emmett: …
Nessie: Jake! Save yourself!
Jake: WTF its just a stuffed piece of fabric with batteries and-
Emmett: Now you shall pay mutt!
Jake: I'll just go back home now.
Narrator : Jake runs out the door as he goes to wolf form and Emmett sprints after him.
Rosalie: I'll go get him.
This is my first story so please review.