Standard Disclaimer: Star Wars and all its characters are not mine. If they were, I'd be making money off of this to pay of Jabba the Hutt for that load of glitterstim I dumped. *walks away whistling innocently*



Yo listen up, here's the story about a Jedi guy who lives in a sand world
And all day and all night and everything he sees is just Tattooine, he's just a farmboy
Bought some droids, one escaped to the desert
So he chased after it, and caught up with a guy named Ben
Went off to be a Jedi like Dad 'cause Empire killed Beru and Owen

I'm Luke, I'm the last Jedi Knight
And my father's Darth Vader
But I know there is light in him
The last Jedi Knight
Dear old Dad is a Sith
I joined the Rebel Alliance
And we're going to win

I'm Luke, I'm the last Jedi Knight
And my father's Darth Vader
But I know there is light in him
The last Jedi Knight
Dear old Dad is a Sith
I joined the Rebel Alliance
And we're going to win

I am a farmboy with a laser sword
My sister's Leia, her boyfriend is Han
There's Chewbacca, Threepio and Artoo
I am a Jedi, and my name is Luke

I am a pilot so I fly around
I see dead people, or at least old Ben
I blow up Death Stars and TIE fighters too
I'm a Skywalker, and my name is Luke

I'm Luke, I'm the last Jedi Knight
And my father's Darth Vader
But I know there is light in him
The last Jedi Knight
Dear old Dad is a Sith
I joined the Rebel Alliance
And we're going to win

I'm Luke, I'm the last Jedi Knight
And my father's Darth Vader
But I know there is light in him
The last Jedi Knight
Dear old Dad is a Sith
I joined the Rebel Alliance
And we're going to win

Yoda's house is on swampy Dagobah
And I use the Force to lift rocks and stand on my head
I ran off and fought my Daddy Lord Vader
But he cut my hand off, so I left

I'm Luke, I'm the last Jedi Knight
And my father's Darth Vader
But I know there is light in him
The last Jedi Knight
Dear old Dad is a Sith
I joined the Rebel Alliance
And we're going to win

I'm Luke, I'm the last Jedi Knight
And my father's Darth Vader
But I know there is light in him
The last Jedi Knight
Dear old Dad is a Sith
I joined the Rebel Alliance
And we're going to win