A/N: Hey! I decided to make my own WrestleMania21 trailer. It's a parody of Rush Hour 2. Please R & R.
Disc.: I do not own anybody mentioned in this fic, although i wish i did. Vinnie Mac owns their TV personas and the people own themselves.
"This is a great way to relax before Wrestle Mania," Randy Orton said. Randy and John Cena were hanging out at a spa like place, girls in bikinis all around, tending to their every need.
"I gotta give you your props dawg, this place is off the chain!" exclaimed John, as a girl in a skimpy, pink bikini fed him a grape.Another girl, in a baby blue bikini, shoved the girl in the pink and fed John another grape.
"Now, now, there are plenty of grapes for you girls to feed me," John laughed.
"Yup, this is the life," Randy said. Randy himself had girls surrounding him, fighting for his attention.
The door opened and in came John Bradshaw Layfield and Hunter Hearst Helmsley, with Ric Flair and JBL's Cabinet following.
"Well, look what we have here," HHH said.
"Two little punk ass losers," JBL added.
John Cena stood up abruptly, making the girls in bikinis jump back in fright. You could tell by John's face that it took all his might not to hurt him right then and there.
Randy stood too, though not as abruptly as John, his eyes ablaze with anger. John and JBL stood nose to nose, same as Randy and HHH.
All of a sudden, punches are being thrown everywhere.
John and Randy got the upper hand at first. John and Randy threw punches at everything that came in their way. John actually accidentally punched a girl in a bikini who was brave enough to try to stop the fight.
But Ric Flair managed to give a low blow to Randy from behind, as the Bashams double teamed John Cena. The last thing John or Randy saw before blacking out was being dragged into JBL's long, white limousine.
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The next thing they know, Randy and John are being shoved out of the limo with nothing but trash can lids and newspapers to cover upt their...how can i say this...private areas.
They ran as fast as they could, trying to get somewhere where they could get some clothes.
"See, we wouldn't be in this predicament if you could've waited til Wrestle Mania," Randy told John. "Your ass is lucky that Teddy Long isn't here to suspend your ass."
"First of all, I didn't throw the first punch, you did to Trips," John said.
"No, you did," Randy argued back.
They argued with each other all the way to the city.
WRESTLEMANIA 21 GOES HOLLYWOOD!
Lita and Dawn Marie were shopping together as Randy and John streaked by with nothing but newspapers and trashcan lids, still arguing.
"Now that is a sight I don't mind seeing everyday," Lita said.
"Damn straight," Dawn agreed, as the two girls laughed.
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