crack I say…absolute crack…

Oh yea...so excuse the crappy formatting...I'm still trying to get used to it.

Disclaimer: I do not own these characters (or the original idea now that I think about it...) because Kishimoto owns them. I only take credit for this particular story and its writing.

The minute Naruto woke up he knew something weird was going to happen today. There was that nagging feeling in the back of his head that just wouldn't seem to go away. From the moment he left Sasuke's bed, to lasting all throughout his discussion with Tsunade, his lunch with Iruka, and his training with Lee and Hinata (that was FUN), he had this weird notion that something was going to happen. Whether it was good or bad he didn't know. It stressed him out to the point where he decided that he would seek out the famed Kyuubi no Kitsune's advice.

"You're causing me some unnecessary stress boy. You cut my nap short." The demon smirked at the petit blond boy standing in his midst. Naruto blinked.
There was a fondness in the bijuu's voice that he had yet to get used to, but it meant that he was willing to help him sort out his current discomfort.

"Something's bothering me, like, seriously. There's been this nagging feeling in the back of my mind, and I can't figure out what it is. And since YOU'RE kind of in the back of my mind, I thought you might know."

"It probably has something to with the Uchiha," The fox paused as a contemplative look took over his features. He smirked. "You know, your seme?"
Naruto blushed at the calmly stated facts.
"That has nothing to do with ANYTHING you dumb fox!!!!"

"Or does it? That boy is so horny I'm surprised he lasted as long as he did before you two actually got together? I personally thought he was going to rape you. He's basically insatiable. It's a tad strange that he hasn't forced anything on you these past couple of days."

Naruto blinked in surprise as he thought about it. Kyuubi was right. His ass hadn't been sore for the last 2 days. It was a pleasant surprise that he just let pass him. But he frowned at the fox for suggesting something so stupid. It was time to go anyway.

Naruto thought about his conversation with the demon inside of him. The fox is just as perverted as everybody else around me. For seriously. He opened the door to his apartment and gently shut it. He started walking to the bathroom, dropping his nin gear as he made his way across the floor as it hit him. His eyes widened slightly. Speaking of Sasuke...I haven't seen him all day. Maybe he's on a mission...Naruto stripped off his shirt as he lightly kicked open his bedroom door and stopped in his tracks.

There, on his bed, legs and arms spread, predatory smirk in place was the previously missing Sasuke. And Sasuke was stark naked. On his back, on Naruto's bed, stark naked. Naruto's eye twitched violently as he surveyed the almost completely naked body on his bed. Sasuke was laying on his bed, grinning at him, now propped up on his elbows, and covered with strategically placed pieces of onigiri, sashimi, seaweed and other random bits of vegetables. Most notable was the impressive veggie sushi roll, placed along on top of Sasuke's member. Naruto lifted his gaze from the veggie cock and met Sasuke's grin.

"Naruto-kun! Come get my sushi roll!" He shook his hips enticingly to try to get Naruto to go to him.

"AGH! Not today Sasuke!!!" And with that, Naruto stomped out of the room and into the living room and promptly fell asleep on the couch.

Owari

So basically…this was based off of this picture by this girl I worship.

http // www . deviantart . com / deviation / 41929458/

No flames please…because…I know this story fails. It was really just for fun.