This story takes mashes together GTA and DAH! The thing is though that the locations are all GTA. So if both series were to share cities like Bay City and San Fierro, the location is referred to as San Fierro. Though the original events of DAH! still took place there.

It was the year 1992 when Crypto 139 died. In the late of the night after drinking until his blood alcohol level soared to highs even for a human, Crypto while flying his saucer crashed straight into a country area. Humans thought it was a meteor, but a few knew the truth. However, Orthopox had a base right outside earth. Crypto 140 was born!

As Crypto 140 came out of the Base's cloning room, he noticed Pox sitting down on a throne type chair. Pox looking furious, turned to Crypto.

"Thank you Crypto you have died for what was the 139th time!" Orthopox shouted! "You should also know that your saucer was disintegrated and all your weapons have been destroyed as well! I need to go back to Furon shortly as well and now I can't due to your ass! Thanks Crypto!"

Crypto turned and responded "Hey I could have swore you recently kicked the bucket as well. What's wrong Pox?"

Pox lifted up out of his seat and yelled "Oh the reason why was so I could leave that primate
body of mine! Hopefully our friends at home would do the same."

"Those citizens of the Furon will always copy the Emperor looks you know?" Crypto replied. "It is ghastly for those fucking chicks especially, dear lord what happened to them! All those ladies becoming Monkeys and defective."

"Please Crypto you have a plethora of options here on Earth. Even if they are mostly cretins." Pox pointed out.

"What they are not dumb!" Crypto Said

"Crypto! You should know that these Humans are complete idiots. They believe in magical guys sending presents to children all over the world in one day and yet they laugh at the thought of us!" Pox exclaimed.

"It is not as if we don't have fundamentalist on our planet." Crypto Said

"Well let's leave out of this area, or yet I stay and you leave to Earth." Pox said as he smiled and left out of his chair. Crypto followed right behind. "I am glad to reciprocate." Crypto said, and he left of the base using his Jetpack.

Overall at this point Crypto did not know what he wanted. Being in Los Santos with no saucer or weapons at all he is vulnerable at this point. Having to wait for Pox to build a new saucer will be a considerable amount of time. Crypto soon got down to the Earth, but he had a problem, and that was the fact that damage has been done to his Jetpack after the crashed. As soon as he landed his Jetpack was out of fuel.

"Shit!" Crypto yelled as he tries to lift off. This cannot be happening! I am too lazy to walk!" So Crypto had to deal with it. Crypto landed in an area as he say a red car with a guy in a purple shirt with a gun outside its window. The guy pulled on the trigger and bullets left the gun at a swift pace. Crypto realized he was behind a group of black guys trying to enter into a car. A guy in a green hat tried to fire back, but the car was destroyed by the guy in the purple shirt. As Crypto used PK to stop the Purple Shirt guy's bullets, Crypto used PK to lift the Car up in the air and demolish it!

Holy Shit! What was that?" Said Carl Johnson as he was trying to wrap his mind around what happened. As Carl turned around to glimpse what happened, he discerned Crypto. Now Crypto was not in disguised so he was his Furon self. Which meant a guy between 3 to 4 feet tall(91 to 122 cm tall), with Gray skin and in an advance Furon suit. Just about anyone would be shocked!

"Oh Holy sweet mother of fuck! What the hell is that living soul!" Said Smoke.
"Aw shit I have been found out!" Crypto Said.