-1Disclaimer for once I was actually able to find the disclaimer saying I don't own the X-men or the song "We Didn't Start the Fire".
"Ok, students, do you care to explain why you started a bonfire in the living room and were roasting s'mores over it?" asked the Professor.
"Professor, we have a minor situation involving a sentient toaster and Forge!" came Logan's voice over the intercom.
"I'll be right back" he said glaring at the students that were in his office as he wheeled out the door.
----------------------------------------- 2 minutes later-------------------------------------------
"We didn't start the fire it was always burnin since Pyro was here" sang Sam, Jamie, Bobby, Pyro, and Jubilee.
"No, remember it has to rhyme otherwise Professor won't by our excuse," Bobby said, "Ok, lets start from the top."
"Broken vase, punched in face, got into a speed demon race
Stole Scott's car, went to a bar, been doin well so far
Jean is dead, Scotts in bed moping over his girl head
trainings canceled, Logan's mad, which made us quite sad.
Pyro's here, we drank some beer, happiness is now near
The fire's lit, Pyro's a hit, now Xavier's having a fit"
"We didn't start the fire
it was always burnin
since Pyro was yearnin
We didn't start the fire
Well we didn't light it
And we didn't fight it"
"What is going on here?" Professor yelled as he opened the door "I'm gone for two minutes and you're standing on my desk and lighting fires! That does it you're all grounded, have detention, and I will be telling you're parents" Professor continued.
"Um I don't live here" Pyro whimpered afraid of looking Xavier in the face.
"Then you are officially banned from the property, again" Professor said still furious at his students.