Naruto sat on the bench of the P.E field has he wiped off the sweat from the weekly mile run around the campus. He recalled last year in 6th grade, where he remembered being in the state of practically dying during the runs. Naruto patted off some of the sweat that rested on the patch of the left side on his shirt that read Senju Hashirama Ichidaime Top-flight Section. Or for short, S. H. I. T. S. (do not say out loud.)
He worked hard to achieve that section to join with his fellow friends (which were actually not that much until he actually got in) and prove his academic worth.
"Our little top-flight shit tired?" Said a boy standing over Naruto, shading him. Sasuke, of course.
Naruto sighed. "Shouldn't you be in your fancy-ass school?"
"Day off."
"Who gets a day off in school? It's like forced labor; but for kids! And no pay."
Sasuke put his hand on his hip and examined his nails. "Too bad. Lord Orochimaru Wakurato Academic Snake Society is way better than this dump."
"Lord Oro… L. O. W. A. S. S.??" Naruto asked as a burst of laughter came off, rebuilding the sweat on his forehead. Sasuke frowned and growled.
"Whatever, loser. I'm leaving." He said, turning back and exiting through the P.E gate. Naruto held at his stomach to hinder his laughter and waved.
"Have fun."
The bell rang as the instructors blew their whistles and commanded everyone to get in the locker rooms to dress for 4th period. The boys crowded over the door, as Naruto knew well enough and stay at the back of the pile, where no one could step on him. He glanced over to the girl's locker room, only a small distance away; they were all in straight lines. He laughed and walked through.
The locker doors clanged closed as Naruto opened his. Some of the boys were neatly dressing, and some wear running around with another person's clothes in their hands and whipping people with it. Mr. Maito blew his whistled and yelled.
"Hey! Inuzuka! Stop screwing around!"
Kiba halted and tossed the shirt back to the squirming Lee. "Sorry sir! Heh!"
He ran and slammed his arms on his locker, which was right next to Naruto's. Naruto faced him with his uniform shirt half-on.
"You're jumpy today." He said, trying to overpower the noise the boy that were yelling all over the place and clanging the lockers closed.
"Yeah! Haven't you heard?" Kiba said, opening his locker and finally putting on his uniform.
"Heard what?" Naruto asked, tightening his belt and slinging on his messenger bag.
"We're learning Sex ed!" Kiba said, buttoning up his shirt and closing his locker after sliding his backpack on.
"The hell?" Naruto said, smiling and amused as she closed his locker as a storm of clanging came after his. They slid out the door and giggled they're way out. Sexual things were amusing for them, mostly because they loved seeing their classmates freak out, especially the boys. It just showed how immature they were compared to Naruto. Yes, Naruto is mature.
The bell went it again as a storm of students came rushing out of the doors and into their next destination.
"So how bad is it going to be?"
"I don't know. We'll see for ourselves." Kiba said, trotting away with his other colleagues, Naruto peered over to his side and found his female companions, Sakura, Hinata and Ten-Ten.
"Hey girls!" Naruto politely greeted as Sakura and Ten-Ten greeted back as Hinata just sweetly smiles; like she always did.
"Are you prepared of what's coming up next period?" Naruto asked, curious of their reaction once they get to class. They laughed together after a few seconds; yes, they were in on it, too.
"Remember, kids, single file line, single file line, if I see more than one person come in at a time I shall have Ton-Ton sit on your head for the rest of the period," Shizune said as each of her students swept in gracefully, doing as she commanded.
"Afternoon, Shizune!" Naruto politely greeted as Shizune sweetly smiled and responded, "Hello, Naruto. Now go to your seat."
Shizune disliked being called Miss or anything like that—it made her feel old (despite how she actually is old enough to take on the name of Miss).
Naruto and them took on their seat together in the 5-seater desks. Kiba smirked as Naruto mimicked Shizune's fake sweet smile as the three girls giggled. Chairs scooted in and out so that the students may be seated. The screeching stopped after the last seat was taken. Shizune tipped her glasses and point her finger in the air.
"Alright, today until next Wednesday, we will be doing Sexual Education." A thunder of giggles came crashing in from the opposite side of the class room as Naruto and them remained silent.
Shizune flipped the white board and revealed a number of questions. They took out their notebooks and such to prepare for whatever hit.
"Alright, 'what is sex?'" Shizune asked, peering over the class to see who's hands raise up. No one did and so she picked a random student who happened to be falling asleep. Shikamaru, of course.
"Shikamaru! Explain to us what sex is."
"Masturbation, except with two?"
The class thundered with loud laughter as Naruto and them held in their humor with small, light giggles.
"Um… That's sort of correct, but, uh." Shizune started off, adjusting her glasses. "It is gender, and sexual intercourse. There are three types of sex: oral, anal, and vaginal."
The class twitched as Naruto and them eyed everyone to see the expression in their faces. Neji looked calm—but was red the whole time. Lee was covering is ears. Shikamaru was sleeping, and Chouji was barfing. Who knows what.
"Okay, class! Time for pictures!"
The class sat quietly as Shizune opened up the powerpoint and began doing her job. The class was horrified. They began coughing, twitching, ew-ing, and gagging. Eventually, Shizune took off her glasses and put her serious face on.
"Okay, why can't you guys handle this maturely? You people ought to be more like table three!" She said, pointing to Naruto's table. They smirked as Naruto put on an especially smug one.
The bell irritated the ears of the children once more, and what was an hour of teaching felt like a day. One by one, each of them came out, looking as if they saw something dead. Naruto and them were the last one's to leave, and automatically started laughing on the way out.
"Who knows what they'll do next time." Kiba said.
"It's only Thursday, there should be more to come." Ten-Ten said.
They began stumbling through the halls with laughter from only picturing how red Neji would turn.
"I love school."
-Heh! I know. It's lame. But hey, this is what I'm practically going through! Lol. There are two sections of the story that switch off every chapter One, the students activities, and what happens with the Staff. Next chapter: Jiraiya's office got blown up?! Why did it happen and who's office will he bunk on? Most importantly, what happens in the office. Stay tuned.-