Okay to all the people of earth thank you for looking at this story and I'll be your hostess, Roxelle. I just had to start up because I suddenly thought it would be awesome and humorous, well for me anyways, if it is to you then yay I accomplished something new! I hope you all like this story. It first came to me when I saw this picture of Germany, Prussia, Italy, and Romano holding up signs saying "North", "South", "East", and "West". I thought oh my goodness that's hilarious! Then I thought of another thing, The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe by C.S. Lewis. So I decided then and there to make this thing. It's based off of C.S. Lewis', The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe, but not completely like the story I'm going to add my own twist to this to make it a bit more humoring.
Basically this story is a mix of Hetalia, Hetalia cardverse, The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe, and my own thing. So I hope you all like it!
Warning: slight violence, Lovino and Gilbert's mouths, and boy x boy.
Pairings: GerIta, JoKer, Spamano and we'll see if I decide to have more...( This will happen later in the story but just not now.)
Summary: Lovino Vargas and his younger twin Feliciano have to be sent to a house in the English countryside because of the war. At the train they meet their companions that are to be joining them at their temporary homes two brothers named, Gilbert and Ludwig Beilschmidt. At the train station they meet their weird host with bushy eyebrows. The house really doesn't have anything to do in it but read and eat horrible food. After a week of being fed Arthur's food Romano is sick of it and now looks for food around the house that's actually good, or at least tomatoes. Through his search he finds an unused kitchen and a full freshly stocked pantry. As he looks deeper into the pantry he finds a box labeled "Tomatoes" as he opens the box he finds himself in another world.
Disclaimer: Hetalia is owned by it's rightful owner, The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe is rightfully owned by it's owner and I don't own anything!
Lovino's POV
Damn that stupid grandfather of our's he's sending us to a stupid house in the countryside all because a retarded war, because of our damn safety. Feliciano's freaking out because we're not bringing the old geezer with us saying that he's gonna be alright and that we're gonna be with a stranger. Tsk, doesn't he believe that his big brother will protect him? Whatever, now we're on a platform with a bunch of other bastards to go to where ever the hell we're filed in. They put freaking tags on us to know where the hell we go.
" Now, Feliciano don't worry my little one. Grandfather will be alright here in London. I just want you and Romano to be safe, si?" He tried reassuring my brother one last time before we left.
" Ve~ but Grandpa Rome are you sure?" He asked. I rolled my eyes and sighed placing a hand on my brother's shoulder as I heard the conductor call for last boarding.
" Si, fratello Grandpa Romulus will be alright here in London. He's still strong enough to pull his own weight, he's just making sure that we're safe because you can't and I'm going because I don't want your pansy ass to get raped. Besides probably if we go now the war will go by quicker that way we're able to come back to grandpa's side even faster, no?" I told him with a smirk on my face. He smiled towards me and ve'd.
" You're right Lovi, if we go now we could probably come back to grandpa even quicker and he's good enough to stay out of trouble." He said.
" Of course I'm right idiot. Now let's go before we get left behind." I said carrying my bag. Grandpa gave us a bear hug right before we boarded the train.
" Stay out of trouble you two!" He called out as the train started pulling out of the station.
" Don't worry we will and I'll make sure Lovi doesn't get in any fist fights!" Feliciano called out the window. I dragged him away from it as the train was about to pull out taking his head and arm with it.
" Come on let's find our seats." I sighed. He nodded as we looked at the tags on our coats telling us; who we were, how old, the car number we were gonna ride on, the station we were gonna stop at and who we were going to. Feliciano found our car soon enough and to my dislike it was already occupied by two buff potatoes. They were both buff, but one had weird silver hair and red eyes while the other had blonde hair and blue eyes. Blonde was reading a book while the other was looking out the window petting this little yellow puff ball.
" Hello, I'm Feliciano and this is my older twin brother Lovino do you mind if we sit with you guys?" He asked them.
" Da, it's fine if you sit there." The blonde guy said looking up from his book. The silver haired guy just smirked as we sat down across from them.
" I'm the awesome Gilbert and this big guy is my younger brother Ludwig." He introduced us.
" I doubt you're as awesome as you think, you're probably one of those arrogant air heads." I scoffed under my breath.
He heard me say it as I saw him glare at me. " You can suck mein five meters!" He growled. His brother elbowed him in the rib, saying it was to early in the journey to start a fight.
" It's nice to meet you both as well." the blonde one, Ludwig said holding out his hand for us to shake. Feliciano shook it immediately as I glared at it for a second before grasping it briefly before letting it go.
" Like wise." I grumbled.
" So who are you two going to if you don't mind me asking?" Feliciano asked the two. They looked at their own tags.
" We're going to Arthur Kirkland, you?" Ludwig asked my brother. His face immediately lighting up.
" Ve~ we're going there too!" He said towards his new potato of a friend as he started up on another conversation. This is going to be a long stay at the countryside it seems.
After those long damn hours riding in that accursed contraption we finally made it to our own destination, a platform in the middle of nowhere in England. I growled and was about to make a scene when a carrige came up to the station. In it was a young blonde guy with green eyes, blonde hair, and the HUGEST fucking eyebrows I've ever seen.
" I'm sorry for the delay, you all must be the boys I'm to take care of while there's that horrid war going on. I had some business to take care of before I came here to get you. I'm Arthur Kirkland and I'll be you're host for he time being." He greeted.
" Now come along I'm sure you all are very tired from you're long train ride. Why don't we head over to my manor to relax." He said. We all climbed into the carriage as he drove it to this huge huge house thirty minutes later.
" I've already prepared your bedrooms and bathrooms are in the second floor west wing of manor, there's a library, a study room, parlor and sitting room in the second floor east wing, on the first floor west wing is the kitchen and other random rooms, on the first floor east wing you are not allowed access since those are my private rooms you may go to the end of the hall where my study is but only if you need me. Why don't you all just get settled in your rooms while I prepare supper." He said as he motioned to a set of stairs leading to one hall of the manor.
We all headed up and found two rooms set up with two beds, two dressers and a fire in the fireplace. One of them held a little living space in it with two armchairs and a small table.
" I call the bigger room!" Gilbert and I called off we glared at each other as I ran into the Feliciano and I took one and the two took the one across from us. After I shut the door I sighed in relief.
" Finally some rest!" I groaned falling on my stomach on the bed closest to the window. Feliciano just started putting his things in one of the drawers since we were going to be here for a while.
Two hours later I ate one of the most horrendous meals in my entire life! Everything was burnt and why was the guy trying to pass charcoal off as fucking scones? I've tested better things than that! He makes an excuse up though before he feeds us the damn poison saying that he usually doesn't cook and it's his partner that usually does. Whatever that bastard needs to learn.
" That food was yucky!" Feliciano whimpered after we freshened up in one of the bathrooms and were dressed in our pajamas ready for bed.
" Well get used to it dumbass. We're gonna be here for a while." I grumbled burying myself in the covers. Feliciano did the same thing to and sighed.
" I hope we go home soon." I heard him whisper. I closed my eyes and hoped the same thing.
After spending time here for a week it wasn't to bad Gilbert and I fought here and there, I learned something new from books, they make great projectiles when hitting an albino potato, Feliciano got along with the other bastard to my dislike, and I was gonna die of Arthur's food.
" Boys I'm going to be out for a little while please don't destroy my home while I'm gone." Arthur said as he rode out the gate on the carriage.
" Finally he's gone!" I groaned. Everyone seemed to think the same thing as we started roaming the house even more with Eyebrows gone. I was getting kinda hungry and it was close to lunch, the potato bastards volunteered to make lunch for us but Feliciano decided to do it instead since he missed eating pasta. Right now though I couldn't wait and started looking around for a little snack before lunch. I looked in the pantry but didn't find what I was looking for. I ventured through out the west wing but wasn't able to find what I wanted till I got to the end of the hall where I found another kitchen that was unused.
" Fratello! Romano! Devil Feli!" I heard the three idiotas call out.
" I wonder if there's any food that's not tainted by Eyebrows." I mumbled to myself. The place looked like it wasn't used but it was fairly clean. I looked towards the side to see a pantry. It was fully stocked with all the normal ingredients but as I went more towards the back I found a huge crate labeled "Tomatoes" that was three feet tall and was as wide as the two walls. I opened it up and something pulled me inside.
" The fuck!" I screamed. I fell to the bottom of the stupid crate. I rubbed my head and started grumbling opening the box again. I expected it to be Feliciano and the two potatoes, but instead I find myself outside in the middle of a tomato field.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I?
I hope you all enjoyed the first chapter to In the Pantry. I'm sorry it was a bit bland, but I just didn't want to fill up that much space and I wanted to hurry the story along and not stick with an huge intro. So yeah, the next chapter should flow more easily. I'm kinda iffy on this story so do you guys mind if you guys could please review that way I know if indeed I should go on, it'd be really appreciated.
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