( It was just another day Gir was going crazy as always and dib foiled my newest plan )
Zim: Oh how I hate that horrible tiny brained meat child does he not know who he is dealing with?!
Gir: Master your home!
( Gir popped up just as I came through the door )
Zim: Yes Gir I'm home I'm going down to the lab don't disturb me.
Gir: But master I got's something important to tells you!
Zim: What is it Gir?
Gir: The Tallest called wile you's and Dib were fighting.
Zim: WHAT?! The Tallest called me?! Why didn't you tell me earlier?!
( I ran past Gir to get to the monitor room and contact the Tallest as soon as possible )
Computer: Incoming transmission from Earth
Red: Ahh its about time he called )
Purple: Greetings Zim.
Zim: Greetings my Tallest I apologize for not getting your call earlier that stink beast human was meddling with my latest plan you see..
( Just then The Tallest cut me off mid sentence )
Red: Zim! We didn't call you to here your latest plan we called to tell you something very important.
Zim: Oh I'm so sorry my Tallest please tell me.
Purple: Zim listen it's about your mission.
Zim: Oh am I taking to long? Please my Tallest give me more time this time I'll destroy the humans I mean it!
Red: No! Zim it's not about that we couldn't care less about the humans but there's something about your mission we needed to tell you.
Zim: Yes my Tallest?
( The Tallest got a grin on their faces I had a bad feeling this news was not good )
Purple: Surprise your missions a fake Zim!
Zim: WHAT?!
Red: Zim we sent you to that planet to get rid of you why do you think we gave you a piece of garbage for a Sir unit?
Zim: But you said it was advanced!
Purple: I lied.
Red: We didn't even think it would turn on.
Zim: But my Tallest why would you lie to me I'm your favorite Invader Right?!
Red: Zim you ruined Operation Impending Doom you killed Tallest Myuki and Spork!
Purple: You plunged Irk into years of darkness TWICE and blew up a planet just by scratching your BUTT!
Red: You were even given an Existence Evaluation and were found Defective and your PAK's data caused the Control Brains to short circuit!
Purple: You're a complete disgrace to the empire and everyone hates you.
Red: We just wanted to tell you so we could see the look on your face.
Purple: And I speak for both of us when I say we hate you just as much as any Irken alive possibly even more.
Red: Just do the armada a favor and just take off your PAK and die!
( they laughed in my face right before they cut the transmission. Iv never felt so empty just from hearing the Tallest say those things)
Zim: Is it true am I a disgrace to the empire? If my leaders hate me then there's nothing left to do.
( Just then Gir walked in )
Gir: *gasp* Master NO!
( Gir leaped at me knocking me on to the floor and making me drop my laser cutter )
Gir: Master what are you doing!
Zim: What's it look like Gir?! I'm trying to destroy my PAK!
Gir: Why master? You's cant lives without your PAK.
Zim: The Tallest lied to me Gir my missions a fake everybody hates me!
( I started sobbing into my hands but Gir just sat there and hugged me )
Gir: I don't hate you master I loves you. You're the bestest Irken ever.
Zim: Gir you mean it?
Gir: Yup
Zim: Gir Imp sorry iv bin so mean to you you're the best Sir Unit ever!
( We sat there together for what seemed like hours but it was only ten minutes I guess I don't need my mission or the Tallest to be happy all I need is Gir)
The End