I don't own Justice League. Or Batman legally muahahaha...

Whenever I say Batman it means that he is wearing his suit, when I say Bruce it means that he is wearing (kinda) normal clothes, when I saw Bunnyman it means he is in his bunny costume.

Batsanity Chapter 1

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One day Bruce Wayne a.k.a. Batman was just sitting in his manor relaxing when suddenly Superman contacted him and told him he needed to come up to the watchtower immediately, and that it was a matter of life or death. As fast as he could he got into costume and was teleported to the watchtower where Superman was waiting for him.

"What's the emergency," Batman asked

"Oh my god Bruce it is one of the worst crisis's that the Justice League has ever seen, and your the only one qualified to help." Superman replied fearfully.

"What do I need to do?" Batman said in a brave voice.

"You need take this walky talky and go in the men's bathroom and I will walk you through the procedure." Superman said.

"Ok lets do this." *heroic voice* Somewhere else in the world The great Sri Sumbaji sneezed.

As he neared the bathroom, Batman started to smell a repulsive stench, when he entered he asked Superman what to do next.

"Ok, we have to be very careful, so walk slowly to stall 3, then grab the item that is by the toilet, OVER," Superman whispered through the walky talky. Batman walked slowly to stall three wishing that he knew more about the situation. He opened the door and nearly died from gas. Using his amazing willpower he stood up and took shaky steps to the toilet and blindly grabbed the item. He looked at his hand and saw a toilet plunger.

"Clark," he said in a dangerous voice, "there had better be a villain in here or I swear I will shove the biggest piece of kryptonite the world has ever seen up your ass."

"Umm not quite, you see there is most defiantly the biggest turd the world has ever seen, and your the only one who can unclog it." Superman told him. Sighing Batman turned back to the toilet at hand and then 143 plunges, 7 batarangs, and 1 Brittney Spears later, He came out of the bathroom mentally scarred for life...AGAIN.

It seemed that he just wasn't scary anymore. This week alone he had unplugged 7 toilets, made 13 sandwiches for random members, polished 5 helmets, washed 32 different suits then ironed and folder said suits. It was too much for The Dark Knight to handle. When he was teleported home, he took 3 bubble baths then went straight to bed.

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The next morning at the watchtower, Superman woke up to the noise of what sounded like a mini train set. He followed the noise to Batman's room where his eyes nearly fell out of his head when he saw a pink shape in the middle of the room playing with a train set. He quickly confronted the figure then fainted when he saw Batman's face, smiling and giggling while wearing a pink bunny suit that slightly resembled his batman suit. His face mask was off, and he looked absorbed in his trains. 'J'onn we have a problem gather the original seven and meet me in Batman's room,' he thought telepathacly to the alien. A swift nod was all he mentally received. Superman walked up to the Bruce look-a-like and asked

"Who are you?"

"I'm Bunnyman silly, I used to be Batman but all the black wasn't fun and bats are scary." The man giggled.

Then J'onn, Wonder woman, Flash, Green Lantern, and Hawkgirl walked in to the room. "What's going on," Wonderwoman asked. And before Superman could tell her, Bunnyman turned and as his face lit up he said

"HI DIANA! Did you know I always really liked you," he giggled "Except the old me would never tell you that but I'm the new me so I wanted you to know cause now we can play my little pony. My favorite one is Twinklestar cause she is so pretty. Do you think I'm that pretty? I want to be pretty. Did you see my new suit? It's a bunny. I like bunnies so now I'm Bunnyman, besides bats were too scary always in the dark, and black is a sad and scary color. I like pink its pretty." Bunnyman said at a speed that made Flash jealous. Flash screamed in fear as everyone else paled and fainted.

When they came to they were on the floor looking up at Bruce dressed up in a nurses outfit. He looked like he was concentrating and then he stuck a Band-Aid on Hawkgirl's nose. Then as she sat up she noticed that all of them were covered in Band-Aids and casts.

"Where did you get materials to make casts," Superman asked as he sat up and looked at Bruce, in his outfit. "Never mind I don't want to know."

"Wow are you guys ok? You just fainted. Hahahaha it made a boom noise hehehe BOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM. That was fun cause I got to play dress up, I'm a nurse," Bruce said as he smiled and skipped in a circle.

"J'onn, you have to,"

"No."

"Yes."

"NO."

"You have to that is the only way we will find out if that is really Batman and if it is what happened."

"Diana, that is my worst fear, to be inside Batman's brain."

"J'onn please," Wonderwoman said.

"Fine, but if I don't come back, I will haunt all of you." Sighing J'onn sat down and levitated in the air, when he opened his eyes, he screamed.

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Review plz should I keep going