Chapter 1: Randy Cunningham becomes seriously sick
Randy Cunningham's home with his best friend(bro) Howard Wienerman
Randy POV
" Oh man, Howard I don't feel so good." ,I moan, " I think I'm sick." Five minutes later, I take my temperature, and when I see the number, I groan. "110 degrees Fahrenheit! I really am sick. Howard, I need you to help me tell the Nomicon that I really sick, and am unable to even go to school." within three seconds I am sprinting to the bathroom. When I get there, I vomit in the toilet. Howard comes in and asks me, "Dude, are you okay? You seem really pale." I groan and say, "No Howard, I am not okay at all. I am really sick, and I don't think I can even go to school." I vomit into the toilet again, and this time there is some blood in it. Howard says, "Dude, your illness is worse than you think. I think we better call Dr. Carlisle Cullen." I moan, and Howard gets out his cellphone. He flips it open and dials a phone number. He waits a minute while it rings twice. On the third ring, someone picks up a phone and answers. "Hello.", Howard says, "Is Dr. Cullen home?" He listens for a few minutes and then says, "Yes, Dr. Cullen. My best friend, Randy Cunningham, the current Ninja, is really sick. He has a fever of 110 degrees Fahrenheit and is vomiting blood. Is there anything you can do to help him?" He listens. "Okay, yep, thank you, bye." "Well," I say, "what did he have to say?" Howard says, "He is on the way here to pick you up for treatment." I moan and say sarcastically, "Fabulous." Five seconds later, someone knocked on the front door. Howard yells, "I got it!" I groan again and then vomit into the toilet again. Howard is guiding someone through the hallway to the bathroom. I hear him say to the person, "Randy's in there." and points at the bathroom door. He opens the door and a girl comes in with Howard and another man in a doctor's lab coat. I figured the man in the doctor lab coat was Dr. Cullen. The man walked up to me and asked, "Are you Randy Cunningham?" I point to myself and nod. He said, "You are coming with me to my house in Forks, Washington for treatment. You probably won't enjoy it, due to how painful it will get, but it is the best thing for you in your condition. A health hazard warning has been given out to the citizens of Norrisville, and McFist has been told to close down his various businesses for the next few days, the Sorcerer has warned not to try anything funny for the next few days, and school is closed for the next few days. These are all being done because of the health hazard warning, so no one will worry about catching what you have." The girl picked me up and handed me to Dr. Cullen, who turns and heads for the door, carrying me. He runs outside with me in his arms and the girl follows. He runs for several miles before we reach his house. He stops and the girl goes in front of him to open the door. She walks indoors ahead of him to let everyone else know that Dr. Cullen is back with the patient. I am silent as we enter the house. They already know that I am the patient, so why state what they already know? My Nomicon glows and makes the bamboo flute sound. I turn to Dr. Cullen and ask, "Is it okay if I walk for a few minutes? My NinjaNomicon apparently has something it wants to talk to me about." He looks at me and then sets me on my feet. I reach into my hoodie sweatshirt and pull out a book, and he stares. "That's the NinjaNomicon?" He asks in disbelief. I nod and open the book. Instantly I land face first on the book. He waits for a few minutes and taps my shoulder. I don't respond, because I am already entering the Nomicon.
