This is out to all u RileyxRoark ppl and Steven luvrs yeah u
Riley went to hottopic with his new bff Steven, they had met through a long and handicapped experience involving getting shaymin and Steven back together…well u'd have to read the story…Anyways they went in to buy some strawberry cellphone chains along with hello skitty ones cuz they were half off and they SRSLY needed some cellphone chains.
At Hottopic Riley saw Roark who was buying pencil holders with little rocks on em cuz he was a stupid faggot. Riley tried to ignore him because he considered him a bad relation but Roark saw him and turned into muscle cancer. Steven got scared and got bit by an alligator and went to see TRANSFORMERS 2 because he likes shit like that!!
Riley was crying because Roark wouldn't leave him alone he had followed him to the food court and ordered a triple dcecker onion ring super size and it was so gross Riley ate puffins and sobbed and Roarks dad came floating in on a Persian carpet and said sum wise wurds to Riley…Riley understood his words and beat Roark to a pulp. Then he went outside anmd stole someone eco-car and it ran ut of vegetabl oil and he had to ask a girl named Crystal for some oil. He put the oil itn but it was an eco car so the wall fifty miles aaway turned into carbonated beverages and the rocky pencil case roark boaught turned out to be the one and only golden beverage and Steven took it home where shaymin stole it and everyone lived in poverty
Then riley's lucario turned into a ludicolo because i always call it ludicario on accident and the crosshatching machine of death woke it from its slumber and it hadto save the world but it had fat thights it couldnt i always kill it in super smash bros