"I'm BATMAN!' Jen cried out, thrumping her chest with her closed fist.
"No, I'm BATMAN!" Emily countered, growling slightly.
"I'm BATMAN!'
"No, I'm BATMAN!"
"I'm BATMAN!'
"No, I'm BATMAN!"
"I'm BATMAN!'
"No, I'm BATMAN!"
"I'm BATMAN!'
"No, I'm BATMAN!"
"I'm BATMAN!'
"No, I'm BATMAN!"
"I'm BATMAN!'
"No, I'm BATMAN!"
"I'm BATMAN!'
"No, I'm BATMAN!"
"I'm BATMAN!'
"No, I'm BATMAN!"
A black figure fell from the sky and landed before Emily and Jen.
"You're both wrong," he growled out, " I'm BATMAN!"
"Fine," Jen said," I'll be the Riddler."
"No! I wanna be the Riddler!" Emily whined.
"I'm the Riddler Emily. I called it first."
A man walked up wearing grey slacks, a black shirt, a green jacket, a white tie with a purple question mark on it, a green bowler hat with a white ribbon, purple gloves, and a purple mask. His hat was slightly tilted, showing off his ginger locks.
"You're both wrong. I am the Riddler."
"Wow, you are so out of character."
"I blame the person who is writing this..."
"HEY!" The author shouted out of the clouds, "DON'T MAKE ME ERASE YOU!"
"YOU DON'T OWN ME!" Riddler yelled, shaking his fist.
"I FORGOT! LET US CONTINUE! Dominique is sooo going to kill me for this on April 1." The author mumbled to herself.
...
"Fine... I'll be the Scarecrow." Jen crossed her arms, nodding her head in finallity.
"And I'll be the Scarecrow." Emily also crossed her arms, nodding her head in finallity.
"EMILY! You can't be the Scarecrow if I'm being the Scarecrow."
"Oh! You thought I meant Jonathan Crane Scarecrow," Emily pulled up Kakashi from Naruto.
"I get it... Kakashi is japanese for Scarecrow."
"Yep."
"..."
"I'M BATMAN! WORSHIP ME! OH! FUCK! WESKER'S BACK FROM THE DEAD... AGAIN! GODDAMNIT WESKER! WHEN WILL YOU ACTUALLY DIE?"
"NEVER!" Wesker cried out.