This is Mega Space Cowboy speaking and this is the Prequel to Zelda's Sister.
This will tell you how Zleda and Gannon came to be. Please R & R. Our Adventure begins in Hyrule town when Zleda has just been born...
"He's Beautiful!" The king of Hyrule said. "It's a she" said the town doctor. "Damnit" said the king "I take it we wont have a king from this family. Oh well" "Well take good care of her. I'm out" said the doctor "What" said the Queen. "I'm out. I've got a date with a sexy Gerudo chick" said the doctor. "I hope she stabs you, sick bitch" said the Queen who was having mood swings "and I hope you rot in hell." "Let's not be mean dear, but your right" said the King. "What should we name her?" said the king. "Let's name her Zleda" said the Queen "Okay honey" said the King... Let's skip 16 years when Zleda is a teenager and she runs away to Gerudo valley to join them. "What are your credentials?" said the head Gerudo. "Well I used to be a queen for Hyrule" said Zleda. "Perfect" said the head Gerudo "We need a wife ah um secretary for Gannon, our ruler" "well let me see him!" said Zleda. And so they took her to the chamber of the king. And when she saw him she fell in love at first sight. And So did Gannon
So How did you like it Please R & R.