mjs walk into room boi
he so pro like the motherfucking cunt he is
shits down at his couch and opens up league of legsibians
mjs gets arooosed at the champion
he sees jinx
mjs orgasmisms
suddenly michael rosen walks in and slaps mjs on the face
"you son of a bitchy boi you fapping to games"
mjs shouts "OI U DO NUT JUDGE ME"
sudenly shrek coms in and takes ogre the convosasn
"WAT R U DOIN IN MEH SWUMP CUNT"
shrek rips off rossen's head and whips out his green cocktastic dick
the magic cockle is suddenly blown up for no reason
actually there is reason
becaus hoovy meetal Slipnot xplods house of mjs
msj is confseu like a epeanut
"what the fuckle fackle google doogle" mjs says in a proud voice
everyone die exept mjs, he see jinx approsh hiim and cum out of computa monitu
jinx taks off cloths, sam wid mjs, he lie on couch and feel goody goody gumdrops
"r u redy" jinx says
riky/mjs/cockleman puts on shinny fedora an say "promot an end 2 me" as hi tip it sexily
now jinx get unto cock an ried an Bounce (by calvin harris)
"cum harder, hsoot fastar, jusst a litte bit of enegy" (lolremeber dat part of tehg sondg)
they continu le frick frickale v2 gotuagoly pongypongy
mmmmmmmm dat was nice" mjs said wit a frown on his face
"yes it was" said jinx
suddeny mt rangitot eropt and they die
floppy dick is not floopy
fuck dem pancakes
moral of the story - kfc line is blefck