A/N: Do you think that you can make a Twilight association out of anything? I mean, anything? Each chapter will contain three different topics that I'll try to make as many Twilight references from, and I'll try to make them as funny as possible. At the end of the chapter, I'll choose three new topics for the next chapter. In reviews, you can make your associations for the upcoming topics and I'll put them in the next chapter with your username. As well as making Twilight references, you can suggest another chapter's topics! Anyway, I hope you enjoy this!
NEXT CHAPTER'S TOPICS:
Cookies
Toilets
Bananas
I'll try to update daily, or at least very frequently. Thanks for checking this out, and I hope that you'll join me with this!