Alright. I was watching America's Funniest Home Video's, and I thought it
would be funny if I took that and made it Harry Potter style. I do not own
Harry Potter. I hope that you crack up laughing just like I did when I was
writing this.
Harry: Welcome to Hogwarts' Funniest Home Video's. Now please make a round of applause for the beautiful Hermione Granger and Ron Wealsey! Hermione and Ron walk out on the stage and start talking:
Hermione: So. Ron! You look really tired. Didn't you sleep last night? Ron: No! You should know. Hermione: Ron. No one is supposed to know that! Harry: Oh get off it Hermione we all know, Ron owled everyone last night when you were a sleep. Ron: Harry! Hermione: So, the teachers, our friends, anyone else know? Ron (mumbling): Your parents Hermione: What? Ron: Nothing lets see the first video. Hermione: You told my parents what were you thinking? Ron I'm going to kill you! Ron: The video! Hermione: I can't believe you, I am going to kill you. Ron: Video! (The video starts)
Ron: Looks like Snape had fun over winter vacation. Action: Snape is naked running down a hill. Hermione: And he doesn't even care about that burn he got from Ron mixing two wrong ingredients together. Ron: Hermione can't you get off that?
(Video sounds) McGonagall: Snape what are you doing? Snape: Having a Little fun! McGonagall and Madame Pompfrey: He looks good. (Video actions) Snape runs on a donut sled and goes straight into a snow bank. (Video sounds) Hagrid: Who's out there? Snape, McGonagall, and Pompfrey: Run for it!
Crowd laughs Hermione: Well I've seen all I can today. (Hermione starts to walk off) Ron: Where are you going? We still have 27 more minutes. Hermione: Fine (walks back) lets just check out this next Video. (Video starts)
Bagman: Welcome to the Quidditch World Cup! It's the Wasps' against the Bulgarian team. (Video Actions) Malfoy runs out naked on the field. Bagman: Wow. I see he is taking up the Family tradition. I wonder where his father is. (Video Actions) Lucious runs out and they frolic through and start dancing on the players. Bagman: Oh my God. Somebody get the ministry in here. (Video Action) The Ministry runs out and Malfoy and his father start running away and then they run off into the forest.
Ron: Well at least you don't have the tapes were me and Pig were together. Hermione: Sure, Ron. Ron: We don't right? Hermione: No. Roll the tape. Ron: My tape? Hermione: Ron, just watch it.
(Video) Hermione: Aww. How cute. Pig and Ron. Ron: You said we didn't have this video! Hermione: Shut-up (Video action) Ron and Pig are singing together in the shower. (Video Sounds) Ron: you're so fine! Doo-dalang Doo-danlang Doo-dalang. Pig! No, what are you doing. Ahhh! (Video action) Ron slips and the curtain falls back and feathers are flying everywhere.
Hermione: Haaa! (Puts finger to eye and wipes tear away) Ohh. That was hilarious. Ron: Sure it was. Hermione: It was! Ron: Let's just go to commercials.
Please Review. You like. I had a ton of fun! Check back for the commercials, and the rest of the show!
Harry: Welcome to Hogwarts' Funniest Home Video's. Now please make a round of applause for the beautiful Hermione Granger and Ron Wealsey! Hermione and Ron walk out on the stage and start talking:
Hermione: So. Ron! You look really tired. Didn't you sleep last night? Ron: No! You should know. Hermione: Ron. No one is supposed to know that! Harry: Oh get off it Hermione we all know, Ron owled everyone last night when you were a sleep. Ron: Harry! Hermione: So, the teachers, our friends, anyone else know? Ron (mumbling): Your parents Hermione: What? Ron: Nothing lets see the first video. Hermione: You told my parents what were you thinking? Ron I'm going to kill you! Ron: The video! Hermione: I can't believe you, I am going to kill you. Ron: Video! (The video starts)
Ron: Looks like Snape had fun over winter vacation. Action: Snape is naked running down a hill. Hermione: And he doesn't even care about that burn he got from Ron mixing two wrong ingredients together. Ron: Hermione can't you get off that?
(Video sounds) McGonagall: Snape what are you doing? Snape: Having a Little fun! McGonagall and Madame Pompfrey: He looks good. (Video actions) Snape runs on a donut sled and goes straight into a snow bank. (Video sounds) Hagrid: Who's out there? Snape, McGonagall, and Pompfrey: Run for it!
Crowd laughs Hermione: Well I've seen all I can today. (Hermione starts to walk off) Ron: Where are you going? We still have 27 more minutes. Hermione: Fine (walks back) lets just check out this next Video. (Video starts)
Bagman: Welcome to the Quidditch World Cup! It's the Wasps' against the Bulgarian team. (Video Actions) Malfoy runs out naked on the field. Bagman: Wow. I see he is taking up the Family tradition. I wonder where his father is. (Video Actions) Lucious runs out and they frolic through and start dancing on the players. Bagman: Oh my God. Somebody get the ministry in here. (Video Action) The Ministry runs out and Malfoy and his father start running away and then they run off into the forest.
Ron: Well at least you don't have the tapes were me and Pig were together. Hermione: Sure, Ron. Ron: We don't right? Hermione: No. Roll the tape. Ron: My tape? Hermione: Ron, just watch it.
(Video) Hermione: Aww. How cute. Pig and Ron. Ron: You said we didn't have this video! Hermione: Shut-up (Video action) Ron and Pig are singing together in the shower. (Video Sounds) Ron: you're so fine! Doo-dalang Doo-danlang Doo-dalang. Pig! No, what are you doing. Ahhh! (Video action) Ron slips and the curtain falls back and feathers are flying everywhere.
Hermione: Haaa! (Puts finger to eye and wipes tear away) Ohh. That was hilarious. Ron: Sure it was. Hermione: It was! Ron: Let's just go to commercials.
Please Review. You like. I had a ton of fun! Check back for the commercials, and the rest of the show!