Seven am, waking up in Asgard.
Gotta look hot, gotta straighten my hair.
Gotta grab my hat, the one with pointy horns.
Seeing minions, they're jealous of my cape.
Come on then, my hammer's good too.
I'm gonna go and save the world.
To the Bifröst! I see Sif and the Warriors Three.
Kickin' all the bad guys.
Beatin' all the bad guys.
Gotta round up the Avengers.
Which world should I protect?
It's Thorsday, Thorsday.
Gotta get hammered on Thorsday.
Everybody's lookin' forward to the shawarma.
Thorsday, Thorsday.
Gettin' hammered on Thorsday.
Everybody's lookin' forward to the shawarma.
Assemble, assemble, yeah!
Assemble, assemble, yeah!
HEURGH, HEURGH, HEURGH!
Lookin' forward to the shawarma.
7:45, we gotta get some coffee.
This drink, hmmm… I like it. ANOTHER!
Fight, fight, all we do is fight.
You know that we do.
Steve's got this, Clint's got this.
But my brother's not here, oh.
Phil's got this, I got this.
Time to show it.
Kickin' all the bad guys.
Beatin' all the bad guys.
Gotta round up the Avengers.
Which world should I protect?
It's Thorsday, Thorsday.
Gotta get hammered on Thorsday.
Everybody's lookin' forward to the shawarma.
Thorsday, Thorsday.
Gettin' hammered on Thorsday.
Everybody's lookin' forward to the shawarma.
Assemble, assemble, yeah!
Assemble, assemble, yeah!
HEURGH, HEURGH, HEURGH!
Lookin' forward to the shawarma.
Yesterday was day of Wodanaz, day of Odin.
Today i-is Thorsday, Thorsday (assembling!)
We-we-we so excited.
We so excited.
We gonna have a hammer today.
Tomorrow is Frigga's day.
And Saturn's day comes after…wards.
I don't want this Thorsday to end!
Ham-mer, Thor Odinson.
I'm tryin' to save the world (save planet earth!)
With some blue eyes (with some blue eyes).
I see a bow and arrow (yeah, yeah).
Shootin', shoot them all.
With Natasha by my side (woo).
(C'mon) Passin' by is a chitauri battle thing.
Making fan-girls, fan-girls scream.
Caw, caw, motherfuckers.
We're gonna, fight, fight, fight til the end!
It's Thorsday, Thorsday.
Gotta get hammered on Thorsday.
Everybody's lookin' forward to the shawarma.
Thorsday, Thorsday.
Gettin' hammered on Thorsday.
Everybody's lookin' forward to the shawarma.
Assemble, assemble (Yeah).
Assemble, assemble (Yeah).
HEURGH, HEURGH, HEURGH, HEURGH.
Lookin' forward to the shawarma.
It's Thorsday, Thorsday.
Gotta get hammered on Thorsday.
Everybody's lookin' forward to the shawarma.
Thorsday, Thorsday.
Gettin' hammered on Thorsday.
Everybody's lookin' forward to the shawarma.
Assemble, assemble, yeah!
Assemble, assemble, yeah!
HEURGH, HEURGH, HEURGH!
Lookin' forward to the shawarma.
Happy Thorsday, guys!