The Plotless Zelda Dream
I woke up at the entrance of Ganon's Castle. "Aha! I rule all because I am dead sexy adult Link!" I said out loud.
"But last night when you were watching the Animatrix before you fell asleep, you were Turtle!" said Impa.
"But why are YOU in Ganon's Castle, Impa?"
"We're having a big party! Come join in!" Impa said.
I followed her into the main barrier room. "Whoah! What are you all doing here? I thought I couldn't save after I finished the game!"
"You finally managed to, Link! Go you!" Mido congratulated me.
"Gasp. Mido, I am a retarded moose!"
"...All righty then..."
Just then, I realized something. "I thought Ganon's tower collapsed!" I said.
"But this is a pointless dream," replied a random person.
"It is?"
"Yep."
"Oh. Well, gotta run. I have to go to Zelda's Castle!" I said happily. No one bothered to tell me it no longer existed.
After leaving what was formally Hyrule Castle Town, I hopped on Epona the purple horse.
"WHEEEEE!" I yelled, before galloping off to Lon Lon Ranch, thinking it was Hyrule Castle for some unknown reason. But right before I got there, evil gerbils from Hell came and stole Epona. I flipped them off. "Oh, she's in here anyways," I thought for some unknown reason. So I entered Lon Lon Ranch.
"HII ZELDA!" I yelled at her, as she was there for some reason.
"WHEEE! CHOCOLATE!" she skipped around.
Then I went to the Ice Cavern.
"HI FREEZARD DUDE!" I gave it a hug. "AW, CRAP! COLDNESS! WAAAH! MOMMY!"
After that, I returned to Ganon's Castle.
"Hiiii!" I smiled retardedly. I poked everyone. Then I died.
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Short and pointless, I know. But remember, this was some insane dream I had. Review if you...um...just review, mkay?