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Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or the Akatsuki or anything else in here that is copyrighted. It belongs to Masashi Kishimoto, whom I am not, sadly. I also do not own the phrase 'Art is a bang.' It belongs to-

Deidara: It belongs to me un!

No Deidara, it does not belong to you either. It belongs to Taro Okamoto-san.

Also, I have replaced Hidan's swear words with random sweet food, such as lollipop...the food are underlined

Now, let the story begin!

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"What sort of lollipop vacation is this?" Hidan growled, staring through the window at the stormy clouds. The sea tossed and turned, foaming under them as the ship swayed treacherously. It looked like a storm was likely to break at any moment as the thunder roared overhead and lightning flashed.

Kakuzu, holding a handful of money, had to agree with his partner for the first time in living memory. "Yeah, it's such a waste of time," he muttered, before returning his attention to worthier things, such as counting money.

"That lollipop Kisame. Why did he have to drag us out here?" Hidan cursed, stroking his scythe.

Kakuzu rolled his eyes as Hidan interrupted his money counting. "Hidan, will you shut up already? Kisame didn't waste any money and I'm not complaining!"

This time it was Hidan's turn to roll his eyes. "Oh, and now you trust the lollipop candy?" he snarled. "How do we know he didn't use any money?"

Kakuzu looked up in horror. He hadn't thought of that. "Wait…" he said slowly, trying to get it straight. "You mean Kisame could have lied and spent money anyway?" His eyes widened as if he had just seen Sasuke hugging Itachi.

"Kisame wouldn't do that," interrupted a pleasant, yet surprising voice. Konan had overheard their conversation and decided to drop in before Kakuzu and Hidan bit Kisame's head off.

"How do you know what the lollipop wouldn't do?" Hidan seethed with rage. What he wouldn't do to Kisame when he found him…

"Because he said so." Another quiet voice had slipped into the conversation, defending Konan and Kisame. The voice belonged to no other than the Akasuna no Sasori.

Hidan let out a stream of colourful words, seeing as nobody would take his side. Sasori, however, had also gone back to doing what he considered 'most important'. Right now, what was 'most important' to him was arguing with a certain blonde.

"When will you understand, Sasori no Danna, art is fleeting un!" yelled our favourite Deidara, frustrated that Sasori still disagreed with his point of view. It didn't occur to him that they had had this argument the seventy-eighth time this week.

"Art is not fleeting, Deidara. It. Is. Eternal!" Sasori, too, was feeling his patience slip away as he tried to knock the information through his partner's thick skull.

"Danna! You don't understand art at all un! It is…"

At that precise moment, everyone currently in the room dropped their attention from the arguing pair.

"How exactly did Kisame persuade us to come again?" Kakuzu asked carefully, still on the topic of whether or not Kisame was lying to them.

Flashback

"Hey guys!" Kisame slammed the door open, dashing into the living room of the Akatsuki base where the most feared S ranked criminals lived. "Guess what?"

"What?" asked Sasori dejectedly, trying to fix his puppet Hiruko after that pink haired girl and his grandmother smashed it to pieces

"I got us tickets!" Kisame yelled joyfully, brandishing the so called tickets in the air above his head, as far as his hand would reach up to.

Itachi resisted rolling his eyes. After all, Uchiha prodigies don't roll their eyes at their partner's statement. Instead, he said with the air of dignity only an Uchiha should have, "Not Seaworld again, Kisame. We went there five times last year, remember?

Kisame shook his head, apparently blazing with excitement. "No no, Itachi-san, this time I got us tickets for a vacation! On a cruise trip!" He was obviously very pleased with himself.

Kakuzu looked up suspiciously. "And how much money did they cost exactly?"

Kisame grinned. Not your usual grin. A wide, sharky grin. "None at all, 'your majesty'," he said, with a hint of sarcasm at 'your majesty'. I found them on the streets! They were giving it away! For free! Look, I got one for each of us!"

Halfway through making one of his many clay statues, Deidara looked up from his handiwork. "Woot!" he shouted, throwing his carefully made statues in the air, before catching them gently when he realized the full impact of Kisame's words. "Where are we going exactly, un?"

Kisame shrugged. "Who cares? It's a cruise trip! Let's go Leader!"

Pein, the Leader of Akatsuki, slapped his hand onto his head. He remembered what happened last time they went on one of Kisame's trips…

End Flashback

"What happened before that?" asked Kakuzu warily. Apparantly, old age was catching up to him.

Konan sighed, shaking her head and looking somewhat horrified. "Please, no more flashbacks!"

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There goes chapter one! I hope you enjoyed it! Reviews are much appreciated, and please tell me if I had made a mistake or something. I'll update as soon as I can.

Next time: Deidara dies??

Thank you, and have a nice day

Art is a bang XD