A long time ago me and my brother Kyle here,
We was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road,
All of the sudden, there shined a shiny demon, in the middle, of the road.
And it said: "Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your soul!"
/And the beast was done.
He asked us: "Be you angels?"
And we said: "Nay, we are but men."
Not so long ago, Jace and his parabatai Alec,
They were walking down to Central Park.
On the way there, there shined a shiny demon... in the center... of the path.
And it said:
"Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your soul."
Drawing out their seraph blades, Jace and Alec leaped towards the demon blocking their path, and slaughtered the foul being where it stood.
Jace and Alec, they looked at each other, as the demon sat there dying,
It said, "Be you angels?"
Alec and Jace replied, "Nay. We are but Shadowhunters."
The demon died, leaving Jace and Alec to their walk.
Y'all should go listen to Tenacious D (Tribute).
Just a little spoof, that's all.