Harry Potter - Book Number 8
One day Harry Potter was so fed up with his life that he had to make a decision. Was he going to stay with Ginny and his two sons? Or would he be going somewhere else? Harry Potter decided that he was going to go somewhere else. As Ginny was at work and his two sons were in Hogwarts, Harry went to the local Liquor Store in Diagon Alley and bought a bottle of cheap whiskey. On the way home he drank half of the bottle and then at home he drank the other half. Then, as he was drunk, he wrote a note saying that he would never return to magic England ever again and sent it to Ginny at work with an owl. After his owl had left, Harry went to the international Airport in London and flew to Los Angeles in America :D . However, after only one week living in Hooliganwood, he had to be honest to himself and said:
"By Merlins beard! This place is such a shithole. There are no magical people, the sun is ALWAYS shining, everything is so big and everyone is alwasy smiling. I hate this fouging place! I need to get out of here!"
So, Harry went to the Los Angeles Airport and flew to Beijing in China and from there took a flight to the glory city of Pyongyang in the Democratic People's Republic of Korea (North Korea). Harry was so happy. Because this was the place of his dreams! He very quickly met the Magic Führer of North Korea and became a big star. Harry ever after happily lived here until he passed away somewhen between 2015 and 2103.
The End.