Percy Jackson Discovers His Movie

by CookieKid

I do not own anything. No copyright infringement intended. This is what might've happened if Percy almost discovered his movie.

Percy Jackson was sitting next to Luke in the forest. Suddenly, he saw a scorpion climb up him as Luke was laughing.

Why is there a scorpion on me? What the… AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Luke works for Kronos? How is this possible? What's happening? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Oh this is not good.

Percy fainted onto the ground. Luke ran laughing like crazy while Percy laid there, looking dead.

Wait, my body's not working, I fainted, why am I still thinking? Oh, life never makes sense anymore. This is so weird. Then again, nothing about me isn't weird. I'm a boy who just went on a quest to stop World War III from happening because I was accused of stealing from a Greek god. Oh yeah, and my dad is Poseidon, the Greek god of water. And to rap it all up, there are cameras all around me… What the… WHY ARE THERE CAMERAS ALL AROUND ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Percy stopped thinking. He was fully fainted now. And good thing, or else he would've fully figured out that The Lightning Thief is becoming a movie in Q1 of 2010. That would've been a total disaster.