A/N: I GIVE UP WRITING SMUT PERMANINTLY. The only reason I wrote it was 'cause my friend Gloria said to. So this is my Humor/Adventure story based off of the anime/manga Axis Powers Hetalia. I do not own Hetalia or any of its characters. Please review and give me ideas I NEED MOTIVATION D: Thank you R&R :D
PAINT IT WHAT?!
Alfred sat in his chair and angrily scooped up a spoonful of yogurt and shoved it angrily in his mouth. "Stupid Arthur. Making the HERO eat low fat yogurt. Even if it is delicious," Alfred pouted and ate another spoonful. Just then his IPhone rang emitting England's theme song. He picked it up and slid the 'answer' button.
"Yellow?"
"No you bloody idiot, it's Arthur."
"Oh hi Iggy~!"
"Iggy~"
"Igg~y"
"What"
"You called me… for.."
"Oh yes I need your help Alfred,"
"Oh you do~!"
"Not like that bloody git. My brother Sea-… sea-."
"-Land?"
"Yes him, well his friend Latvia has gone, well missing."
"You forgot your own brother's name ?"
"Shut up."
"Anyway Latvia is missing. SO?"
"So Sealand keeps pestering me about it."
"And you need the hero's help because.."
"Because Russia is behind it."
"No WAY Ivan is behind this."
"Well he is, Alfred, now finish the yogurt I told you to eat and I'm on my way over."
"I don't wanna."
"EAT. THE. BLOODY. YOGURT."
"… FINE."
"Ok bye"
"Bye Iggy~!"
"… Don't call me that."
"BYE :D" –click- "Beep-beep-beep"
"Well, it's been fun yogurt but sadly you must die." Alfred dumped the rest of the yogurt in the trash. "MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :D"
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England: We'll, It's an improvement Ino-chan."
America: Dude.
England: What?
Ino-chan: (=_= )
All: WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME :D!
England: Review's are bloody welcome
Russia: Become one. Da?
Reviews = Chp's :)