Awkward Dipper...
It was a normal day or as normal as gravity falls gets. ''I don't feel so good'' said Dipper to Grunkle Stan. Grunkle Stan kept telling him to work but he refused and when he did work, he half-assed it. Dipper was just about to puke but Grunkle Stan, as quick as he could, yelled ''Go to the bathroom and puke! No work for you today, kid!''
Dipper didn't make it to the bathroom and he puked on the floor and suddenly tourists were getting off a bus. Stan told Soos to clean it and Soos tried to clean it before tourist came in the Shack and failed with Tourist leaving disgusted. Dipper ran to his room when he heard Stan yelling curses such as the F word and the S word. Dipper went to his and Mabel's room and layed down in his bed. He was just trying to sleep when suddenly he got an erection. He didn't know why he had an erection. He...just did.
''What The? It's probably just a side effect to the medicine I took earlier'' Dipper said. Mabel walked in with her friends Candy and Grenda. They saw his boner... They all blushed and froze up. They stared at it. The room was filled with silence till Dipper said, blushing, ''I think you..should go.'' ''No, we'll stay.'' Candy said. She loved to mess with Dipper. Mabel and Grenda said ''No Candy! We have to play our favorite game!'' ''Well, I guess he is playing also.'' Candy said with an evil smirk on her face. By now, Dipper was getting more embarrassed every second when they kept talking about his erection but Candy had ''something up her sleeve'' for Dipper's Boner. She had a good solution. A great one, actually.
TO BE CONTINUED!
What is this ''game''? How many chapters will this story have? IDK... Will update tomorrow!