Jack and Annie climbed into the familiar treehouse.
There were many books strewn all around as usual, but one in particular stood out.
"Take a look at this" Annie gasped.
She held up a weathered book that said "Diary of A Wimpy Kid" on its cover.
As soon as the picked it up the treehouse began shaking back and forth, back and forth.
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Greg was depressed.
He had tried the dumb tricks to make it look like he was having a party, so that he could be cool on Instagram, but everyone else had pictures with girls in them.
Greg asked his Mom to come over and took a picture with her.
"Ha!" he thought, now I have a picture with a girl in it.
The next day everyone made fun of him for taking a picture with his Mom.
In his embarassment he dropped his Diary.
Some kid found it and read it on the loudspeaker.
Greg wanted to die.