It's my turn to make a Zelda parody. No flames, please.
Dsclmr: I own nothing except for Zelda: OoT, and Zelda, Four Swords. Only the games. I make no money from this whatsoever.
Chapter One: Chapter One
Link: **we see him sleeping**
Navi: **flys in** HEY HEY HEY WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!!!!!
Link: **yawns, sits up and sees Navi** OOH! Floating, glowing, pink marshmellow! Yum! **grabs her and eats her and then rubs stomach** mmmmmm, marshmellow....
Navi: **from inside stomach** let me out stupid!!!
Link: **stares freaked out at stomach** what the... **then burps, and Navi flys out** eeeeeew...
Navi: what do you eat?!
Link: I don't know actually... **scatches head**
Navi: oh well, actually, I'm not a marshmallow.
Link: You're not? **looks surprised** then what are you?
Navi: **puffs out chest** I am your fairy, sent by the Gre-
Link: my WHAT?!
Navi: you ruined my moment.
Link: You mean, you're one of those annoying little things that hide in my hat, float around my head, and say, 'HEY' all the time? And now I have one?!
Navi: I never thought of us like that, I'll have to talk to the Union about this... Oh, yah, I'm one of those.
Link: Ok then, so what were you saying?
Navi: Oh, well, I was sent here by the Great Deku Tree, you have been summoned.
Link: But I payed my rent, I swear!
Navi: **looks around at little tree house** are the rates good?
Link: eh, fairly.
Navi: **comes to senses** I don't think that's what it's about, lets get going.
Link: But I don't wanna go anywhere. I wanna make out with Saria first...
Navi: Shut up, and let's go!!!
Link: oh all right... **climbs down ladder**
Voice: Hey!
Link: **glares at Navi suspiciously**
Saria: Over here! **runs up to Link** where you going?
Link: To see the Great Deku Tree.
Navi: **puffs chest out proudly (If possible)** That's right, he's been summoned!
Saria: Oh, I see you got an annoying, glowing, flying pink marshmallow too.
Navi: **glares at Saria**
Link: Yah... **lowers voice** so now we'll have to find a more, private place...
Saria: **giggles** I know what you mean! Well, you had better go and see Mido first, he's the one to see!
Link: Who's Mido? Is he your dog?
Saria: **looks confused** what's a dog?
Link: **sweat drops** never mind... Ok, I'll go see this Mido guy... BYE! **runs off and meets Mido at the entrance**
Mido: Who are you?
Link: I'm Link, I need to see the Great Deku Tree!
Navi: **flys out from Link's hat where she was hiding** He was summoned!
Mido: **ignores Navi** you can't see the Great Deku Tree without a shield and a sword!
Link: all I'm doing is seeing a giant old tree, I'm not trying to kill it!
Mido: **pulls out script** um... there's nothing in here if you say that...
Link: **has a script too** oh yeah, I guess you're right... ok, I'll go get them! **runs off to little hole** Ooh! Little hole! Let's go in! **climbs in and sees the giant boulders rolling towards him** AHH! GIANT MILKDUD!
Navi: maybe you should run in that little space over there?
Link: **dives in it and hits the chest** Ooh, Nestle Treasure! **jumps on it and bits it** OUCH! **kicks it and it opens** ooh... **dives in** ACK! NAVI, HELP ME! THE BOX HAS EATEN ME!
Navi: **flys over and pokes him till he climbs out**
Link: yah! A sword! Now I can kick that Mido guy's...
Navi: LINK! There is a rating, and we want to stick to it!
Link: Oh yeah, all right. His butt then.
Navi: Better.
Link: **runs out and trips on a pile of red rupees** WEE! Candy rocks! **bites on one** OUCH!
Navi: **looks at him like he's an idiot (which he is)** maybe they are some form currency? Maybe you could purchase a shield with such currency?
Link: Maybe I will! **scoops them up and goes to the store** Hi, I'd like a shield please!
Market Guy: ok, here. **hands Link the shield** that's forty rupees.
Link: Um... **pulls out four red ones** will this do?
Market Guy: **eyes bulge** yah, that should cover you. **takes the rupees from Link**
Link: **walks out of store, head held high, and walks up to Mido** Hey there, move it or I'll show Saria what you're REALLY made of!
Mido: Meep! **dives out of the way into the river**
Link: **looks all big and bad as he walks into the path to the Great Deku Tree**
I don't know if I want to continue this, it's total humor, and the plot will come in play later, I promise. Just give me time! Plz R&R if you liked it! Later!
Dsclmr: I own nothing except for Zelda: OoT, and Zelda, Four Swords. Only the games. I make no money from this whatsoever.
Chapter One: Chapter One
Link: **we see him sleeping**
Navi: **flys in** HEY HEY HEY WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!!!!!
Link: **yawns, sits up and sees Navi** OOH! Floating, glowing, pink marshmellow! Yum! **grabs her and eats her and then rubs stomach** mmmmmm, marshmellow....
Navi: **from inside stomach** let me out stupid!!!
Link: **stares freaked out at stomach** what the... **then burps, and Navi flys out** eeeeeew...
Navi: what do you eat?!
Link: I don't know actually... **scatches head**
Navi: oh well, actually, I'm not a marshmallow.
Link: You're not? **looks surprised** then what are you?
Navi: **puffs out chest** I am your fairy, sent by the Gre-
Link: my WHAT?!
Navi: you ruined my moment.
Link: You mean, you're one of those annoying little things that hide in my hat, float around my head, and say, 'HEY' all the time? And now I have one?!
Navi: I never thought of us like that, I'll have to talk to the Union about this... Oh, yah, I'm one of those.
Link: Ok then, so what were you saying?
Navi: Oh, well, I was sent here by the Great Deku Tree, you have been summoned.
Link: But I payed my rent, I swear!
Navi: **looks around at little tree house** are the rates good?
Link: eh, fairly.
Navi: **comes to senses** I don't think that's what it's about, lets get going.
Link: But I don't wanna go anywhere. I wanna make out with Saria first...
Navi: Shut up, and let's go!!!
Link: oh all right... **climbs down ladder**
Voice: Hey!
Link: **glares at Navi suspiciously**
Saria: Over here! **runs up to Link** where you going?
Link: To see the Great Deku Tree.
Navi: **puffs chest out proudly (If possible)** That's right, he's been summoned!
Saria: Oh, I see you got an annoying, glowing, flying pink marshmallow too.
Navi: **glares at Saria**
Link: Yah... **lowers voice** so now we'll have to find a more, private place...
Saria: **giggles** I know what you mean! Well, you had better go and see Mido first, he's the one to see!
Link: Who's Mido? Is he your dog?
Saria: **looks confused** what's a dog?
Link: **sweat drops** never mind... Ok, I'll go see this Mido guy... BYE! **runs off and meets Mido at the entrance**
Mido: Who are you?
Link: I'm Link, I need to see the Great Deku Tree!
Navi: **flys out from Link's hat where she was hiding** He was summoned!
Mido: **ignores Navi** you can't see the Great Deku Tree without a shield and a sword!
Link: all I'm doing is seeing a giant old tree, I'm not trying to kill it!
Mido: **pulls out script** um... there's nothing in here if you say that...
Link: **has a script too** oh yeah, I guess you're right... ok, I'll go get them! **runs off to little hole** Ooh! Little hole! Let's go in! **climbs in and sees the giant boulders rolling towards him** AHH! GIANT MILKDUD!
Navi: maybe you should run in that little space over there?
Link: **dives in it and hits the chest** Ooh, Nestle Treasure! **jumps on it and bits it** OUCH! **kicks it and it opens** ooh... **dives in** ACK! NAVI, HELP ME! THE BOX HAS EATEN ME!
Navi: **flys over and pokes him till he climbs out**
Link: yah! A sword! Now I can kick that Mido guy's...
Navi: LINK! There is a rating, and we want to stick to it!
Link: Oh yeah, all right. His butt then.
Navi: Better.
Link: **runs out and trips on a pile of red rupees** WEE! Candy rocks! **bites on one** OUCH!
Navi: **looks at him like he's an idiot (which he is)** maybe they are some form currency? Maybe you could purchase a shield with such currency?
Link: Maybe I will! **scoops them up and goes to the store** Hi, I'd like a shield please!
Market Guy: ok, here. **hands Link the shield** that's forty rupees.
Link: Um... **pulls out four red ones** will this do?
Market Guy: **eyes bulge** yah, that should cover you. **takes the rupees from Link**
Link: **walks out of store, head held high, and walks up to Mido** Hey there, move it or I'll show Saria what you're REALLY made of!
Mido: Meep! **dives out of the way into the river**
Link: **looks all big and bad as he walks into the path to the Great Deku Tree**
I don't know if I want to continue this, it's total humor, and the plot will come in play later, I promise. Just give me time! Plz R&R if you liked it! Later!