[Note :: These characters belong to Disney and LOTR thus- i don't own them (awwes come from the audiance) oh well.. I think i can live.. *dies* ON WITH THE STORY *points infront of her*]
// Chapter 1 :: The *dun dun DUN* switch
There were loud, banging knocks on Frodo Baggins front door to his hobbit hole in The Shire. Frodo looked through his handy dandy peek hole in his door and saw legolas outside of his house being attacked by women.
"Sam.. Don't open the door.. It's Legolas and his mob!" Frodo said to sam while trying not to laugh.
"Oh uhmm yeah, alright."
-pound pound- Legolas was screaming and yelling, "AHHH NOO THAT'S NOT YOURS TO TOUCH! Hey ohh.. STOPIT!"
"Mister Frodo, you should let the stupid elf in, but that's if his head doesn't hit the celeing and he doesn't get a concusion.. Remember that one time Legolas was in the hospital for 4 days from hitting his head at the top of our doorway?" Sam bauts his eyelashes at Frodo.
"Sam the eyelash thing doesn't work anymore! Remeber what happened that one time.." ,Frodo glared at Sam.
"Oh.. yeah that one time." Sam looked down and snickered.
Sam made a dart for the door and opened it to let Legolas in.
"GOSH DAMN What were you two doing?! Having wild ass sex or sumthing!!"
Legolas scowled at Sam and Frodo.
"i wish.." Sam wispered loudly beneath his breath.
"think you could wisper more quitley next time Sam?" Frodo looked sam in the eye.
"Yeah, sure babe whatever.." Sam smiled at Frodo.
"You two are some sick hobbits!" Legolas yelled as he paced the room. He kept looking out of the handy dandy peekhole. The mob was about to knock the door down.
"Frodo make them leeaavee!!! I'M BEGGING YOU!" Legolas pleaded to Frodo who looked like he was about to hit legolas on the head.
Legolas started singing "the rubber ducky" song. "Rubber Ducky, you're the one! You make bathtime lots of-"
He was cut off by Frodo. "OKAY OKAY! That works everytime.."
"You said we were "sick hobbits" and "sick hobbits" AREN'T aloud to do nice things for Leggy." Sam said as he scowled at Legolas.
"Yeah.. Sam's Riiight.." Frodo looked a bit evil.
"What if I let them in??" Frodo looked up and smiled at Legolas. Frodo ran for the door.
"HEY! Atleast let me HIDE first Frodo!" Legolas ran around waving his arms in the air frantically, desprately for a hiding spot in frodo's hobbit hole.
"Alright I'll count down.. 5......4...4 8/67.." Frodo said smirking while holding the door handle.
Legolas ran and tried to fit under the couch. Then he decided that wasn't a good enough spot. So he started for a frying pan that Sam was holding. Legolas ran to Frodo's bed then got under the covers and put the frying pan over his head. He would ocasionally peek out of it while Frodo would be counting down.
"I'm sure they won't see you there Leggy." Sam said sarcastically while poking Legolas in the stomach.
"Geez mon, would'ya stop callin' me Leggy!" Legolas said talking like Sebastian off "the Little Mermaid".
"Would you stop taking Jamacanese? I can hardley understand you talk English Leggy!" Sam said and then giggled like a little girl.
"1 45/72!.. 0!!" Frodo yelled.
The girls truly were a mob. They were physcho i tell you! They were running around everywhere looking for Legolas.
"WHERE DID YOU HIDE HIM YOU HOMOSEXUAL!" some girl yelled.
"Homosexual? Oh you mean me!" Sam said as he picked up a spoon and tried to stuff it down the girl's throat. "Who ever told you such a thing like THAT!"
Pretty soon the whole hobbit hole was Filled with raging women wanting nothing but Legolas and his- well nevermind that.
Legolas popped out from under the frying pan.
"I wanna be a REAL boy!" Legolas- wait Pinochio yelled out.
The girls stared at him in awe. How in the hell could a stupid guy like Legolas turn himself into a wooden puppet. But what we don't know know is that Legolas and Pinochio had switched places. Who knows how but it sure as hell happened.
"Oh my.. Legolas did you just turn into a puppet?" Frodo said looking worried. "or are you just sick?"
Sam felt pinochio/Legolas's forehead, "hmm he feels good to me."
Frodo glared at Sam.
"WHAT! I was just seeing if he was warm." Sam screeched out at Frodo.
All the girls had left by then. Frodo looked at Pinochio.
"Geapedo?? Oh my dear Geapedo??! HEY YOU CURLY-HEADED LITTLE RETARDED LOOKING MEN! Where'd you put my DAAAAAADDDDDDYYYY!?!" Pinochio woke up China with that. He about had a coniption fit until...
[a.n :: read on my little pink monkey! oh and review if you'd like! ^__^]
// Chapter 1 :: The *dun dun DUN* switch
There were loud, banging knocks on Frodo Baggins front door to his hobbit hole in The Shire. Frodo looked through his handy dandy peek hole in his door and saw legolas outside of his house being attacked by women.
"Sam.. Don't open the door.. It's Legolas and his mob!" Frodo said to sam while trying not to laugh.
"Oh uhmm yeah, alright."
-pound pound- Legolas was screaming and yelling, "AHHH NOO THAT'S NOT YOURS TO TOUCH! Hey ohh.. STOPIT!"
"Mister Frodo, you should let the stupid elf in, but that's if his head doesn't hit the celeing and he doesn't get a concusion.. Remember that one time Legolas was in the hospital for 4 days from hitting his head at the top of our doorway?" Sam bauts his eyelashes at Frodo.
"Sam the eyelash thing doesn't work anymore! Remeber what happened that one time.." ,Frodo glared at Sam.
"Oh.. yeah that one time." Sam looked down and snickered.
Sam made a dart for the door and opened it to let Legolas in.
"GOSH DAMN What were you two doing?! Having wild ass sex or sumthing!!"
Legolas scowled at Sam and Frodo.
"i wish.." Sam wispered loudly beneath his breath.
"think you could wisper more quitley next time Sam?" Frodo looked sam in the eye.
"Yeah, sure babe whatever.." Sam smiled at Frodo.
"You two are some sick hobbits!" Legolas yelled as he paced the room. He kept looking out of the handy dandy peekhole. The mob was about to knock the door down.
"Frodo make them leeaavee!!! I'M BEGGING YOU!" Legolas pleaded to Frodo who looked like he was about to hit legolas on the head.
Legolas started singing "the rubber ducky" song. "Rubber Ducky, you're the one! You make bathtime lots of-"
He was cut off by Frodo. "OKAY OKAY! That works everytime.."
"You said we were "sick hobbits" and "sick hobbits" AREN'T aloud to do nice things for Leggy." Sam said as he scowled at Legolas.
"Yeah.. Sam's Riiight.." Frodo looked a bit evil.
"What if I let them in??" Frodo looked up and smiled at Legolas. Frodo ran for the door.
"HEY! Atleast let me HIDE first Frodo!" Legolas ran around waving his arms in the air frantically, desprately for a hiding spot in frodo's hobbit hole.
"Alright I'll count down.. 5......4...4 8/67.." Frodo said smirking while holding the door handle.
Legolas ran and tried to fit under the couch. Then he decided that wasn't a good enough spot. So he started for a frying pan that Sam was holding. Legolas ran to Frodo's bed then got under the covers and put the frying pan over his head. He would ocasionally peek out of it while Frodo would be counting down.
"I'm sure they won't see you there Leggy." Sam said sarcastically while poking Legolas in the stomach.
"Geez mon, would'ya stop callin' me Leggy!" Legolas said talking like Sebastian off "the Little Mermaid".
"Would you stop taking Jamacanese? I can hardley understand you talk English Leggy!" Sam said and then giggled like a little girl.
"1 45/72!.. 0!!" Frodo yelled.
The girls truly were a mob. They were physcho i tell you! They were running around everywhere looking for Legolas.
"WHERE DID YOU HIDE HIM YOU HOMOSEXUAL!" some girl yelled.
"Homosexual? Oh you mean me!" Sam said as he picked up a spoon and tried to stuff it down the girl's throat. "Who ever told you such a thing like THAT!"
Pretty soon the whole hobbit hole was Filled with raging women wanting nothing but Legolas and his- well nevermind that.
Legolas popped out from under the frying pan.
"I wanna be a REAL boy!" Legolas- wait Pinochio yelled out.
The girls stared at him in awe. How in the hell could a stupid guy like Legolas turn himself into a wooden puppet. But what we don't know know is that Legolas and Pinochio had switched places. Who knows how but it sure as hell happened.
"Oh my.. Legolas did you just turn into a puppet?" Frodo said looking worried. "or are you just sick?"
Sam felt pinochio/Legolas's forehead, "hmm he feels good to me."
Frodo glared at Sam.
"WHAT! I was just seeing if he was warm." Sam screeched out at Frodo.
All the girls had left by then. Frodo looked at Pinochio.
"Geapedo?? Oh my dear Geapedo??! HEY YOU CURLY-HEADED LITTLE RETARDED LOOKING MEN! Where'd you put my DAAAAAADDDDDDYYYY!?!" Pinochio woke up China with that. He about had a coniption fit until...
[a.n :: read on my little pink monkey! oh and review if you'd like! ^__^]