Just to start things off...I do NOT own any of these songs or pokemon xD Also, the pokemon can talk :O
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
There's a Staryu hanging from a rope on the ceiling above a stage.
Buneary:-singing- Twinkle, twinkle, little star! How I wonder what y- HOLY CRAP!
The Staryu falls off the rope and lands on Buneary.
Buneary: Get off me you fat star! I don't have to wonder
what you are, because I already know! You're fat!
Staryu: Shut up you piece of shi-
Buneary: -slaps Staryu-
Staryu and Buneary begin to battle.
Pichu: Wowwies! This is way better than a song!
Itsy Bitsy Spider
A Squirtle is at the top of a giant water spout.
Director: Action!
Squirtle:-singing- The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout.
A Spinarak is seen starting to climb the water spout.
Squirtle: Out came the rain and washed the spider out! -spat water down-
The Spinarak falls down
Spinarak: OW MY EYES! THIS AIN'T WATER IT'S FRIGGEN ACID!
Squirtle: Oh! Well excuuuuse me! I suppose I ain't good enough for this job!
Spinarak: No, I didn't me-
Squirtle: See ya later then! -jumps off the water spout-
Director: Great. Spinarak, that Squirtle gets his feelings hurt easily, you idiot!
Spinarak: How was I suppo-
Director: No excuses, you're fired!
Mary Had a Little Lamb
Manaphy: Um, Director? Are you sure this is a good idea? I mean...
Director: Of course, of course! Action!
Pokemon in the background: -singing- Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb!
Manaphy is seen petting a Mareep.
ZAPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Manaphy: I KNEW IT WASN'T A GOOD IDEA! I QUIT! -storms off the stage-
Director: Okaaaay, so! Whose our new Mary?
All water pokemon: -zooms away-
Director: owo' I'll never make money again! -runs off crying-
Yeah I suck... well...uh...when(IF) you review, request some songs and I'll make teh pokemon sing them :D And they can be any song you want, AND you pick what pokemon sing them and that stuff, k? :D