Naruto Blond Jokes

By Ed the Hacker
I got really bored and took my favorite blond jokes and put Naruto caracters in them (Naruto and Ino)

Naruto and Ino were sitting down by the bridge waiting for both their teams to show up when Naruto saked
"Which is further, London or the Moon?"
"HELLOOOOO, can you see London from here?????!!!!!" Ino replied

Sasuke entered a bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls, and sat down next to Ino. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulgingpockets.

Finally, after many such glances from her, Sasuke said, "It's golf balls".

Nevertheless, Ino continued to look at him thoughtfully and finally, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, asks, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"

Ino went to eletronics store and she asked, "How is much is this TV?"
The salesman said, "Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes."
The next day Ino came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes."
The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry we don''t sell to blondes."
Ino replied, " I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?"
"Because that is not a TV, it''s a microwave."

One day, Naruto was at home putting together a puzzle. He was really stumped and very frustrated, so he decided to ask his friend, Sasuke for help.

''It's supposed to be a tiger!'' Naruto cried.

''Baka," said Sasuke, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!''

Ino and Naruto were on opposite sides of a lake.
Ino yelled to Naruto, "How do you get to the other side?"
"You are on the other side," Naruto yelled back.

Ino was going to Disneyland when she came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left."
So she went home.

Naruto and Itachi are out driving, and Itachi tells the blonde boy to look out for cops, especially cops with their lights on. After they've been driving for a while, Itachi asks Naruto if he's seen any cops.
"Yes," says the blonde boy.
"Are their lights on?"
Naruto had to think for a moment, then said, "Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No."

One day Ino was cooking, when her mom walked in the kitchen she saw M&M shells all over the floor.
"What in heavens name are you doing Ino!?"'
"Making chocolate chip cookies."

Naruto and Hinata were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, Hinata started having contractions, so Naruto rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys.
Naruto turned to his wife and angrily said, "All right, who's the other father!?!"

One day, Ino's neighbor, Sakura goes over to her house, sees her crying, and asks her what happened. Ino said that her mother had passed away. Sakura made her some coffee and calmed her down a little and then left. The next day Sakura went back over to the house and found the Ino crying again. She asked her why she was crying this time.
''I just got off of the phone with my sister, her mother died too!''

Naruto, Sakura, and Sasukeare driving in a pick-up truck. Sakura was sitting up front with Sasuke, Naruto was in the back. While driving across a bridge Sasuke lost control of the truck and drove over the side of the bridge. After the truck had sunk,Sasuke and Sakura fought their way out of the cab and surfaced. A couple of minutes later Naruto came out of the water, panting and breathless.
''Where have you been?'' asked Sasuke
''I can't believe you left me down there! I couldn't get the tailgate open!''

Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura were stuck on an island for many, many years until one day they found a magic lamp. They rubbed it hard and out popped a genie. He said that he could only give three wishes so since there were three people, each would get one wish.
Sasuke went first. ''I hate it here. It is too hot and boring. I want to go home!''
"Okay,'' replied the genie. And off he went.
Then Sakura went. ''I miss my family, my friends and relatives. I want to go home, too!!''
And off she went.
Naruto started crying and said, ''I'm lonely, I wish my friends were back here!''