I don't own KH.
And if I did...they would never talk gangsta.
Ever.
Sora/Leon
Rated PG (PG-13?)
Keyword: Keyblade
"Yo, yo, yo! Leon! What's happenen' my brutha! I was just chillin' at da park with my peeps when suddenly that crazy-white ass chick Kairi comes up to me talkin' smack about some'in goin' down at the beach!"
"Whazat! Naw. I mean, Cloud's gota bitchin' new Keyblade. But 'sides that ain't nothing happen' up in this joint."
"A bitchin' new keyblade you say! Ya dawg, maybe not all that what Kairi was talkin' 'bout but it's still the shit man!"
"Ah, whatever man."
"Yo, yo, yo! What it is mother-!"
"Ahh shit. Here comes Cloud."
Sora snorted as he watched Leon make a face at Cloud's sudden appearance. He would have giggled, but it's just not gangsta to giggle.
"Fuck yeah bitches! And I'm pimpin' in da hood with this keyblade! It's the shit homies!"
Cloud placed an arm around Leon as he gave the pimpin keyblade a swing to the side.
"Yo Cloud! What's the deal man? Leon's MY bitch! Don't you go drapin' your arm 'round him!" No one touched Sora's bitch.
Bitch.
I know, I have to update my other ones...
Headdesk
Stay tuned for more crack!