Kingdom Hearts:
The Land of Anime

Chapter One

A Heartless? A Pokémon?

After a great victory, Sora, Donald and Goofy cheered, for their enemy had been one of the toughest they have yet to face. But before they could celebrate three holes of darkness appeared, thus separating our heroes into the unknown…

One morning in the town of Pallet our…other hero…was running to Professor Oak's from sleeping in late that same morning. 'I'm so LATE!' Ash yelled in his head, and was soon to be surprised when he heard a loud thud from the bush near by. "Is that a Pokémon? I should catch it! Wait, I don't have Poké balls" he sweat dropped at his sadness.

Walking over cautiously, he saw a stick before his feet; he grabbed the stick and then continued his way over. (Authors: YAY STICK!) Pushing part of the bush away with the stick, he saw a boy either his age or a bit older. Unsure of what to do, he poked the boy with the stick. The boy did not respond, so Ash poked him again and still came up with no reaction. This annoyed Ash greatly and without having restraint to himself, he yelled loudly "WILL YOU WAKE UP ALREADY!". At this, the boy jumped up with only the look of shear surprise on his face "Whoa!" the boy yelled, shocked. With the act of impulse, he stood in an attack stance. Though Ash didn't know it, this boy was the legendary keyblade master, Sora.

"Who are you? A heartless!" Sora replied wearily "a heartless? What type of Pokémon is that?" "A Pokémon? What type of heartless is that?" the boys wondered.

"You don't know what a heartless is?"
"You don't know what a Pokémon is?"
"I guess you're not the enemy"
"I guess you're not something I can catch"

"Well at any rate, I'm Sora, and where exactly are we?" he said extending a hand. Shaking it, the other boy replied, "I'm Ash, and this is my hometown, Pallet" the two were quiet, until Ash screeched "I'M STILL LATE!" and with that, he ran towards the lab. Sora reluctantly followed the jet-black haired boy that seemed to be in his pajamas.

"Professor Oak, I'm here" Ash called out while walking up to the old man, panting loudly. "Ah young Ash you're a bit late, aren't you?" Oaks asked drearily "don't tell me there aren't any Pokémon left" he blurted out panicked. "Pokémon? I still don't know what that is…" the two turned to see Sora walk through the doorway.

"Ash, who's this young lad?" Oak asked with a puzzled look on his face. "This is Sora, I found him in a bush!" Ash said proudly, and Sora sweat dropped in response to his idiocy. 'What he says is true…but he makes me sound so stupid…' Sora thought. Getting back on topic, Ash asked Professor Oak, once again "are there any Pokémon left?" Oak was quiet, which scared Ash. Then with a burst of thought, he

Remembered there was one left.

"There is that one"

"What one?"

"You know…"
"No, I don't!"
"You don't?"
"NO!"

Sora only wondered what the hell he was missing; he was totally lost between the two. Realizing that the argument was completely pointless, Oak walked over, pressed a button on a stand, and grabbed the appearing Poké ball. Ash and Sora walked over, with only the look of curiosity on their faces. Oak pressed the release button on the Poké ball, which emitted a blinding red light. From the red light, what seemed to be an abnormally large yellow mouse appeared. "Ash, this Pokémon is known as Pikachu. It will help you on your quest" Oak stated casually. "It's so cute!" Ash screamed girly like "cute?" Sora questioned, "Yes, cute!" Ash said, running over to hug it. A very painful electric shock soon repelled him. Ash, now charred, fell over anime style. "Cute, but deadly!" Sora laughed, while pointing at the seemingly 'over-cooked' Ash (Authors: needs salt...).

"Before you go, I must give you one last thing. It's a Pokédex, which can identify any Pokémon you've seen" Oak stated. With that, Oak sent the two of them on a Pokémon journey…not that Sora knew what was happening.

The two were soon on their way out of town. "What exactly is this 'journey'?" Sora asked, making the hand quotes. "It's my lifelong dream of mastering Pokémon since I was a little kid-" Sora then interrupted "you still are" the conversation went something like this.

"Am not"

"Are too"

"AM NOT!"

"ARE TOO!"

Their argument was terminated when Pikachu called out part of its name, "PIKA!" and pointed at the oncoming shadows. "What the? Is that even a Pokémon?" Ash commented. "No, that's what I was talking about before. It's a large group of heartless," Sora stated, being in similar situations like this one.

"Step back" Sora warned, "let an actual master show you how it's done" "you? A master of what?" Ash's question was soon answered when Sora swung down his hand, which made a key like sword appear in it. "Does this answer your question?" Sora asked

"Nah it just leaves me with more questions" Ash stated smartly. (Authors: THE WRITERS BLOCK!)

Sora proceeds by going of to destroy the heartless, and Ash feels left out. Trying to imitate Sora, Ash tries to kick and punch near by heartless. Soon being overcome by the vast amount, Ash took a step back.

Pikachu soon noticed this, and jumped on his trainers shoulder. With a strong bolt of lightning, he struck all heartless close by. Punching up in the air for victory, a bright flash of light covered Ash's whole hand. After the light vanished, Ash was now holding his own keyblade! But this was nothing like Sora's own keyblade, for Ash's keyblade was yellow and had lightning bolts for points. On the chain at the end of the keyblade, there was small Poké ball charm. "What's this? It looks kick ass!" Ash said, amazed at what he held. "It's called a keyblade, but yours doesn't even look like a key" Sora stated. "I'll call it…" Ash trailed off, unsure of what to say "Pikachu" the yellow mouse replied, playing with the charm at the end of the chain. "I know! I'll call it the…"

To Be Continued…

(Authors: you thought we were serious?) "The Pikablade!" "That sounds nerdy, it should be cooler" Sora replied, with an anger mark on his forehead. "It's Pikablade or Poke Stick!" (One author: YAY! Other author: o.0) "okay, okay you win" Sora replied, dejectedly. "But just wondering, why Pikablade?" "Because Pikachu was my first Pokémon, and he saved me!" Ash recited. "Pika pi?" Pikachu questioned, "yes" Ash replied "you understand it now?" Sora said, mildly afraid of the young boy. "All Pikachu said was 'after me?' that's all" Ash stated "right, right…" Sora replied, but thought 'loony bin!' (Authors: heehee, loony bin!).

The heartless soon fled from the two keybladers, but when the last heartless left, it dropped a Poké ball where it once stood. "Why would one of those weird things have a Poké ball?" Ash wondered aloud "dunno" Sora responded. "I wonder if there's a cool Pokémon inside!" Ash said, running over and clicked the release button on the Poké ball. Soon Ash, Sora and even little Pikachu were taken into the Poké ball, never to be seen again until the next chapter.

(Authors: ok this time we are serious, no reviews, no chappy…pwease?).