A/N: Based off of an actual incident. This happened last spring to me, with a bunch of my friends right there. Some minor details have been changed to fit in with the setting, obviously, as I am most unfortunately not a Hogwarts student.

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. *how many times must I admit that before you believe me?*

Harry, Ron and Hermione packed up their things after potions.

"Hermione, want to go visit Hagrid?" Harry asked.

"Sorry, I can't. I promised Ginny and Parvati and Lavender that we could have a "girls' night. I'm meeting them in the courtyard."

"Oh. Okay I guess. Ron and I will go."

"Yeah, come on mate."

Hermione headed to the courtyard, and removed her robes as she walked, leaving her in her uniform skirt, blouse, sweater and tie. She folded her robe, and placed it in her book bag with her many heavy books.

She met up with the girls, and although she didn't like Lavender and Parvati, she realized that it would be fun to have a "Girls night" once and a while. They were talking about something Ginny had seen in a magazine, and she promised to show the rest of the girls. They stood in a circle in the courtyard, and Ginny knelt down to find the magazine in her bag.

Hermione set her book bag down, and noticed Snape coming out of the school. It was a warm sunny day, and Hermione was getting hot in her sweater. She unbuttoned it, and pulled it off. Snape stopped several feet from the group, and said, rather loudly,

"Granger, put your clothes back on!"

Hermione gave him a death glare, but slipped the sweater back over her shoulders. Ginny threw a galleon at her. Lavender and Parvati started snickering, catching in on the joke. Several other students looked at the group suspiciously, as Snape continued to walk by. As soon as they were sure he was gone, Hermione removed her sweater and put it in her bag.

"Can you believe him?" Parvati exclaimed.

"Oh my god, that was hilarious!"

"You know, it's not like I was actually stripping or anything… and it was after classes were let out. And for god's sake, it was just like if he were to ever take off those robes of his! That was completely uncalled for. If he wanted to comment, he should have done it quietly, or in a way that doesn't make me sound like a whore," Hermione ranted.

"Yeah! That was soooo funny though. You should have seen your face," Lavender said.

"Come on, let's go, people are looking at us weirdly," Hermione said, grabbing her bag. As the girls retreated to the lake, Hermione's conscience started ranting at her.

That was weird, Angel Hermione commented.

Yeah, he likes you. He totally likes you, Devil Hermione said mischievously while snickering.

No way, Angel Hermione countered.

Have you ever seen that vampire ever look at you with anything less than pure hatred and disdain? That gay vampire? Devil Hermione argued.

Sure, everyone thinks he's a gay vampire. It's practically a fact. But he just yelled to embarrass you, Mione, Angel Hermione said.

No, you have it all wrong. He likes you.

No way. He's at least 20 years older than you, Angel Hermione said.

And we all know how it goes. The Angel and the Devil fight. The Angel wins the argument, but by that time, the Devil seduced the onlookers. Ultimately, the Devil is right.

A/N: PM me if you want to hear the real story... I know I would if I were you! The title is from the actual incident. Again, PM me if you want to hear about it.

This was really embarrasing when it happened, but my friends and I laughed it off on the way to Bookfreak1317's house for a pool party. We still talk about it, it was that memorable. It just struck me as something that could have happened between Hermione and Snape. The Angel vs. Devil thing actually went through my head after the incedent... *Note: just because it went through my head doesn't mean it's true.* To my friends- I have no idea where that those thoughts came from, and NO WAY IN HECK do I like him... Snape however, is a different story.