A/N: Here is another stupid and pointless humor story but...you know you love them so that's why my friend and I wrote this story (Well she came up with the story and I just helped)
Oh and my friend was bored when she wrote this...which means IF YOU WANT TO THROW ROCKS, BOOKS, TOMATOES, and various objects then throw them at her...
-Runs behind table-
Ok so she might hurt me after for writing this...
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Chapter One- The Marker
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"…"
"Yuan, what are you doing?"
"Nothing."
"Then give me the marker."
"What marker?"
"...The marker you're using to write 'Kratos is a tomato' on my shield."
"I don't know what you're talking about."
"Yuan, give me the marker. Now."
"NO!"
-Yggdrasil comes in-
"Yuan."
"What?"
Give me the marker."
"Why?"
"Because I want the marker."
"It's mine!"
"I am Lord Yggdrasil! You will give me that marker!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
-Interlude-
"Mithos! Stop this nonsense! You know Martel wouldn't want this!"
"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!"
"Kratos help me!"
Kratos- "..."
"Kratos?"
"This is absolute foolishness, I'm leaving..."
"NO! Don't leave me with this maniac!"
Kratos- "..."
"Please?"
"Fine."
"HeheheheheheheheHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"By the goddess, I think he's really lost it..."
"No kidding. Why do we work for him anyways?"
"...Because we're utterly loyal and wouldn't betray him for anything?"
"You make that sound like a question."
"I think it was."
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Yes, that definitely was a question."
-End Interlude-
"Yuan."
Yuan- "..."
"Yuan."
Yuan- "..."
"YUAN!"
"What?"
"What are you doing?"
"Waiting."
"Waiting for what?"
-Ding!-
"Yes! It's here!"
"What's here?"
"The new marker!"
"…The new marker?"
"Yeah, the new marker! Since Mithos stole my last one, I'm executing a plan to get it back."
"Yuan. Why do you need the one Mithos took from you if you just got a new one?"
"…"
"Exactly."
"No wait, I have a reason Kratos, wait, it's coming…"
"…"
"Aha! I need the one Mithos took from me because it's the marker! It's the first marker I had! The original!"
"…"
"Because it's a pretty shade of blue?"
"Yuan, it was the same shade of blue as your hair."
"Exactly Kratos! Now you've got it!"
"Whatever…"
"Now on to the plan!"
"What plan?"
"The plan that you're going to help me with of course!"
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"I hate you."
"That's not nice Kratos."
"…I don't care. I am not helping you with this."
"Please!"
"No.
"Please!
"No.
"Please!"
"No!"
"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
"NO!"
-Mithos comes in the room and gives Kratos an odd look-
"What are you two doing?"
"Nothing."
"Preparing to kill Yuan."
"Ooh fun! Can I try!"
"No."
"Aww, why not?"
"Because it's my job."
"Dang."
-Mithos leaves the room-
"Wow, that actually worked Kratos, good job!"
"Why exactly did you want me to wear a Katz costume?"
-Yuan ignores him and holds out a blue marker-
"That was a good distraction, now what exactly did you mean when you said you were preparing to kill me?"
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End
Makes you wonder what Yuan actually did with that new marker.
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By the way, it was XxSiMpLe-MiNdxX that did the first author's note -grins- this is Alchemist's Dreamer, we both hope you enjoy the story