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PJO INTERVIEW 2: GROVER AND PERCY

ME:SO, WELCOME BACK! SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG TO GET THIS SECOND INTERVIEW UP. WHAT WITH THE INJURIES AND THREE WEEK HOSPITALIZATION(stares at percy) I HAVEN'T HAD MUCH TIME TO WRITE. BUT I'M ALL RIGHT NOW, SO LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD!

PERCY: YEAH, SORRY ABOUT THAT.

GROVER: LET'S GO! I GOTTA MEET JUNIPER IN AN HOUR!

ME:ALL RIGHT. FIRST QUESTION. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?

PERCY: BLUE PIZZA. IT'S THE BEST.

GROVER:TIN CANS.

ME: REALLY?

GROVER: YEAH. WHAT'S WRONG WITH TIN CANS?

ME: NOTHING. THEY'RE JUST A LITTLE, UM, INEDIBLE.

GROVER: WHAT! THEY AREN'T INEDIBLE! TELL HIM PERCY!

PERCY: JUST AGREE WITH GROVER MAN. YOU CAN'T WIN THIS ARGUEMENT.

GROVER: WHAT'S THAT MEAN?

PERCY: NOTHING! NOTHING.

ME: ALL RIGHT. QUESTION TWO. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CAMP ACTIVITY?

PERCY: THE LAVA WALL.

GROVER:DINNER.

ME:SERIOUSLY?

PERCY: ALL GROVER THINKS ABOUT IS FOOD.

ME: ALL RIGHT. QUESTION THREE. WHEN DID YOU START CHEATING ON YOUR GIRLFRIENDS?

PERCY:WHAT1

GROVER: WHAT!

ME: COME ON GUYS! YOU CAN ADMIT IT! I WON'T TELL!

PERCY: WE AREN'T CHEATING!

GROVER: YEAH!

ME: SO GROVER, YOU ARE CHEATING?

GROVER: WHAT? NO1

ME: BUT YOU JUST SAID YEAH.

GROVER: BUT I-

ME: MAYBE JUNIPER WOULD LIKE TO KNOW.

GROVER: WAIT, WHAT?

ME: JUNIPER! OH, JUNIPER!

GROVER: NO! MAN YOU CAN'T DO THIS! COME ON!

JUNIPER: HEY. WHAT'S GOING ON?

ME: GROVER HAS PICTURES OF TREE NYMPHS HIDDEN UNDER HIS BED.

JUNIPER: WHAT?

ME: IT'S TRUE.

GROVER: JUNIPER, HANG ON-

JUNIPER: GROVER, YOU ARE A DEAD GOAT!

GROVER: JUNIPER, WAIT! (grabs grover's hair and drags him away)

ME: SO...

PERCY: YEAH...

ME: WANT SOME COFFEE?

PERCY: SURE.

(I pick up coffee jug and throw coffee in Percy's face.)

PERCY: OWWWWW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR!

ME: OH, APHRODITE GIRLS! WANNA GIVE PERCY A MAKEOVER?

APHRODITE GIRLS: YEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!

PERCY:WHAT? NO, NO, NO!(percy gets dragged off)

ME: WELL, THAT'S IT FOR THIS INTERVIEW! MAKE SURE YOU CHECK OUT THE NEXT ONE!

(beat up grover walks up, followed by makeup covered percy, looking pissed off.)

ME: AW, CRAP...