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PJO INTERVIEW 2: GROVER AND PERCY
ME:SO, WELCOME BACK! SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG TO GET THIS SECOND INTERVIEW UP. WHAT WITH THE INJURIES AND THREE WEEK HOSPITALIZATION(stares at percy) I HAVEN'T HAD MUCH TIME TO WRITE. BUT I'M ALL RIGHT NOW, SO LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD!
PERCY: YEAH, SORRY ABOUT THAT.
GROVER: LET'S GO! I GOTTA MEET JUNIPER IN AN HOUR!
ME:ALL RIGHT. FIRST QUESTION. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?
PERCY: BLUE PIZZA. IT'S THE BEST.
GROVER:TIN CANS.
ME: REALLY?
GROVER: YEAH. WHAT'S WRONG WITH TIN CANS?
ME: NOTHING. THEY'RE JUST A LITTLE, UM, INEDIBLE.
GROVER: WHAT! THEY AREN'T INEDIBLE! TELL HIM PERCY!
PERCY: JUST AGREE WITH GROVER MAN. YOU CAN'T WIN THIS ARGUEMENT.
GROVER: WHAT'S THAT MEAN?
PERCY: NOTHING! NOTHING.
ME: ALL RIGHT. QUESTION TWO. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CAMP ACTIVITY?
PERCY: THE LAVA WALL.
GROVER:DINNER.
ME:SERIOUSLY?
PERCY: ALL GROVER THINKS ABOUT IS FOOD.
ME: ALL RIGHT. QUESTION THREE. WHEN DID YOU START CHEATING ON YOUR GIRLFRIENDS?
PERCY:WHAT1
GROVER: WHAT!
ME: COME ON GUYS! YOU CAN ADMIT IT! I WON'T TELL!
PERCY: WE AREN'T CHEATING!
GROVER: YEAH!
ME: SO GROVER, YOU ARE CHEATING?
GROVER: WHAT? NO1
ME: BUT YOU JUST SAID YEAH.
GROVER: BUT I-
ME: MAYBE JUNIPER WOULD LIKE TO KNOW.
GROVER: WAIT, WHAT?
ME: JUNIPER! OH, JUNIPER!
GROVER: NO! MAN YOU CAN'T DO THIS! COME ON!
JUNIPER: HEY. WHAT'S GOING ON?
ME: GROVER HAS PICTURES OF TREE NYMPHS HIDDEN UNDER HIS BED.
JUNIPER: WHAT?
ME: IT'S TRUE.
GROVER: JUNIPER, HANG ON-
JUNIPER: GROVER, YOU ARE A DEAD GOAT!
GROVER: JUNIPER, WAIT! (grabs grover's hair and drags him away)
ME: SO...
PERCY: YEAH...
ME: WANT SOME COFFEE?
PERCY: SURE.
(I pick up coffee jug and throw coffee in Percy's face.)
PERCY: OWWWWW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR!
ME: OH, APHRODITE GIRLS! WANNA GIVE PERCY A MAKEOVER?
APHRODITE GIRLS: YEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!
PERCY:WHAT? NO, NO, NO!(percy gets dragged off)
ME: WELL, THAT'S IT FOR THIS INTERVIEW! MAKE SURE YOU CHECK OUT THE NEXT ONE!
(beat up grover walks up, followed by makeup covered percy, looking pissed off.)
ME: AW, CRAP...
