AN: I sorta rewrote it! Well just a heads up, Im getting back to doing STARS Survival Camp and Every King needs a Queen. Im also creating more stories, couples I like and all. I also take requests, but only one-shots. Sorry. Well anway, I hope you enjoy!

Disclaimer- I do NOT own the Characters, places or Resident Evil itself. But I do own the story and idea of making this stor but, it was inspired by the story "The girls guide to Wesker and Brownies" By Clairefan82 I really love that story! NEVER Gets old!

While at The RPD's S.T.A.R.S. Office. Captain Albert Wesker was waiting for his team, Alpha Team to arrive. He was just sitting on his desk reading files in the front of the room. Wesker was wearing his signature dark shades, black button up shirt, black jean pants and black laced boots. Black IS his signature color. He was in The Office that S.T.A.R.S. Teams Alpha and Bravo always meet up for important discussions.

Wesker looked up as he saw his whole team come in together. Chris, Jill, Joseph, Brad and Barry was all of Alpha Team. They were the best of the best. They all had coffee mugs in their hands some others with files and reports.

Joseph and Chris came in laughing at Brad.

Jill rolled her eyes at them.

Barry just looked at them.

Brad seemed embarrassed but mad from Chris and Joseph's taunting.

"AHAAHAHAHAHA!" The Two taunting men laughed.

"Hrrrrr! How LONG are you two bone headed 'brothers' going to keep LAUGHING!" Brad yelled with exhaustion from their laughter, but slightly blushing.

"GOD! You're the new definition of weenie!" Joseph laughed out.

"Yeah Brad! Chicken-Hearted Vickers!" Chris teased, imitating a chicken by flapping his arms like wings.

"I hope you two morons know that even brave men get scared too!" Brad corrected them.

"Noooo!" Chris and Joseph chorused.

"Oh Please! I wasn't THAT scared!" Brad said though lying.

Wesker was getting annoyed from the laughter of the morons. Yet at the same time he was slightly curious at why they were laughing at Brad.

"What are you two Retards laughing about?" Wesker coldly asked.

"Uh Hehe well Brad here, saw a baby mouse and then-Hahaaa! Then he Jumped on to the table in the Break room ahahaha-and he screamed like those girls in the Horror movies!" Joseph completely laughed out.

~Flash Back~

Brad happily drank his warm coffee and saw Chris and Jill talking and laughing. It was obvious Chris had a crush on Jill, she was Beautiful. Not to mention, he once punched a guy out cold because he was threatening to beat Jill. It was her former Boyfriend.

Brad took a quick glance around and noticed that something on the floor was moving. He stood up and walked to the corner up out of curiosity to see what it was. Joseph saw Brad walking towards the corner. Brad took one good look at what was moving. Next thing he knew, He was on the table practically screaming for his life and pointing at what was moving.

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THERES A RAT ON THE FLLLOOOOOOORRRRRR!" Brad screamed.

Joseph saw the 'Rat' and Burst out of laughter to see it was only a baby mouse.

"Th- AHHHAAAHAHAHA- that's not a rat! That's a baby mouse!"

Jill also screamed and jumped on to the table saying "Ew, Ew, Ew, EWWW!GET THAT THING AWAY!"

Chris started to burst out of laughter too from seeing Jill's reaction. Barry shooed the mouse away. Brad was too scared to even get back on the floor.

"Oh My GOD! Brad, I always knew you were a weenie but, now your on a TOTALLY different level like Super Weenie!" Joseph laugh out.

~End of Flash Back~

"…And, what else?" Wesker asked not finding anything funny.

"And? That's it." Joseph said without laughing.

"Really funny, now everyone sit." Wesker plainly said.

Everyone sat down in their own chairs. Brad and Joseph sat next to each other by the file cabinets on the left side of the office. Chris, Jill and Barry sat in the chairs next to each other on the Right side of the office. For about an hour Wesker was explaining about some robbery that was committed in the Raccoon Mall on Katherine Street. Brad was still embarrassed about what happened today and was worried if Joseph and Chris would tell Forest. Forest, Joseph and Chris were best friends ever since they joined STARS. They were like The Three Stooges. Chris was Moe, Joseph was Curly and Forest was Larry.

Brad is friends with them but, he just feels like he's always getting picked on. Like in High School. 'Great. High School, allover again.' Brad angrily thought. Brad was always and always will be an easy target.

Poor Brad =( Hes always getting picked on by Chris and Joseph! I really hope you all enjoyed...I know its not good or very funny but...hell I tried didnt I? Ok Review and tell me if it was good, bad, horrible enough to make your eyes bleed or good enough to end world hunger! If you like it, alert it or favorite it and make sure you tell me, so I know whose a true reader ^_~, I do take constructive criticism... Any who, Im coming out with a 2nd Chap!^^

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