The Punishment

Welcome to 'the punishment' I have been planning to make this for quite a while. But every night I would forget to do it! That's pretty much all I have got to say! Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own one piece or its characters. Please don't sue! I'm so desperately poor!

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It was a regular morning on the going merry.

The crew had just defeated Sir Crocodile and was relaxing for the first time in months.

Due to their tiredness of their recent journeys Luffy, Nami, Usopp, Sanji, Chopper and Robin were sleeping. However Zoro, for the first time in known history, was awake on the going merry.

"Man" said Zoro "Why can't I sleep! Well, if I can't sleep, I might as well find something to do!"

Zoro was looking around the ship trying to find something anything.

"Hey a tree!" said Zoro excitingly as he looked out to a far off island with a tree on it. Zoro kept staring at the tree for hours, he never stopped looking at it until it was gone. "That was great!" said Zoro, slowly starting to lose it.

10 minutes later...

Zoro was still looking around for something to do. Then Zoro saw something in the corner of his eye, the ship's cannons.

"That will do..." said Zoro. Zoro walked over to the cannons, he had never actually used one. But he had seen Usopp do it enough times, if he could do it so could he. Zoro loaded up a cannon and aimed it at a mountain and fired.

It went flying towards the mountain, but unfortunately it went too far up and hit a cloud.

"Oh well" said Zoro.

Then suddenly, the cloud started getting bigger and darker, until the whole sky had been filled up with darkness. The seas started to get rough and lightning was striking, then a booming voice screamed

"WHO DARES AWAKEN ME!"

"Oh that can't be good" said Zoro.

"YOU HAVE AWOKEN ME FROM MY SLUMBER! AS WELL AS MY OTHER COMPANIONS!" said the voice.

"Uh... companions?" asked Zoro.

"YES THE OTHER 400, 000 GODS OF THE SKY!" replied the voice.

"G-gods?" asked Zoro nervously.

"PREPARE FOR YOUR PUNISHMENT!" said the voice.

"Zoro! What is going on!" said Nami, just awakening.

"Uh... I don't know" said Zoro "You poorly navigated us into dangerous lands?"

Nami looked at the cannons "Have you been doing something irreponsable?" asked Nami.

"No more irreponsable than usual" said Zoro.

"Did you anger a god?" asked Nami.

"Uh... no" said Zoro.

"Did you anger 400, 000 gods?" asked Nami.

"Uh... yes" confessed Zoro.

"Well hurry up and do something about it before it gets worse!" ordered Nami.

"What's going on?" asked Luffy.

"Yeah I'm trying to sleep here" said Sanji.

"Cant a deer get some shut-eye?" asked Chopper.

"I get to sleep to sleep for the first time since I joined this crew and you have to wake me?" said Usopp.

"Jeez, even Sir Crocodile let me get more shut eye..." said Robin.

"YOU PUNISHMENT HAS BEEN DECIDED ZORO!" said the voice.

"Yeah" said Zoro "What's that?"

"WE ARE GOING TO MAKE YOU RESTART YOUR LIFE!" said the voice "WE ARE GOING TO FORCE YOU TO BECOME AN INFANT ONCE AGAIN!"

"Oh come on!" said Zoro "Can't you give me a time out or something?"

"Yeah!" said Sanji "When you think about it that means we gotta take care of him! We gotta feed him and-"

"SILENCE!" said the voice. Then an anvil fell from the clouds and hit Sanji in the head, knocking him out cold.

"NOW TAKE THIS!" screamed the voice as lightning came and hit... Luffy. Luffy slowly began to shrink, and shrink and shrink until a small baby in a pile of clothes was left.

"DAM! MISSED!" said the voice "LET'S TRY AGAIN!"

This time lighting hit Usopp causing the same thing to happen.

"WOW IM BAD AT THIS..." said the god "LET'S TRY AGAIN!"

This time the lighting hit Sanji's unconscious body. Same thing as last time.

"UH..." said the voice "THIS TIME IT SHALL HIT!"

The lighting came and hit chopper and made him a baby.

"THIS IS GETTING ANNOYING..." said the god "ONE MORE SHOT!"

The lighting striked and hit Robin her turned her into a baby.

The voice was panting hardly at this point "SCREW THIS!" said the voice "WE'LL MAKE THIS YOUR PUNISHMENT! SO LONG!" The cloud began to shrink and fade away.

Zoro looked at what was left. Zoro and Nami were the only ones not turned into babies. "This is all your fault Zoro!" shouted Nami.

"Me!" said Zoro in shock "I had nothing to do with it! Except for... and... Also... you know what? It doesn't matter whose fault it is! The point we gotta take care of these guys!"

Nami looked down at the babies. "Your right, well first things first we better get them some clothes"

"Right" said Zolo "and where do we get the clothes?"

"Um..." said Nami "Give me a minute..."

"Sigh..." said Zolo "I would have rather been the baby..."

To be continued...

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And so chapter one hits the fanfic highway like a flaming sack of crap. I shall update whenever I can so keep an eye out for it. Please review!