Title: Ghoul School
Author: JeffroMattyHardy
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Nothing, you hear me? NOTHING! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
Summary: Based off WWE High. In a school where no one is human, nothing can go wrong, right? I don't think so. Vampires, werewolves, and demons, oh my! Just the same as any high school. Especially when a human secretly enrolls. Slash, language, alcohol, etc…
In this chapter, I'm saying a couple last names in case you didn't know them before. Hunter's not in this chapter, but he's a ghost. Just putting that out there.
Raise your hand if you're attending the Rated R Retirement Party for Edge tomorrow! *raises hand*:)
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"Hey, Matt. Watch this."
Adam watched Alexis Michaels stop at her locker, shrugging her backpack to the ground. A red tail with a forked end poked out the back of her pants and ended an inch above her ankles, red streaks going through her hair. Adam snapped his fingers and her clothes changed into a frilly pink dress with a small puff of smoke.
Matt grinned, both at the dress and at what was about to happen. "Nice work," he said, his fangs showing in his grin. "But I'd run if I were you."
The warlock just grinned. "Why would I d—"
"ADAM JOSEPH COPELAND!"
The two teenagers froze. Alexis had turned around and was glaring right at Adam. Her normally blue eyes grew red as her nails sharpened and the red horns that she usually hid pushed their way through her hair. She strode forward and grabbed the front of the blonde's shirt. "Change my clothes back," she growled, baring her fangs. "Now."
"Why?" Adam didn't seem to realize the fact that he was in deep shit. "You look pretty hot in a dress, Lex."
"Alexis!"
Alexis snapped her head to the side when she heard her name. her main teacher, Mark Calaway, was heading toward her, a red tail very similar to hers falling to just below his ankles. "Alexis, calm down," he ordered in a low voice. The demon took a deep breath, letting it out slowly. Her nails returned to normal and her horns shrunk back beneath her hair, her eyes returning to their natural blue. "Better. Copeland, your turn."
"You're ruining my fun!" Adam whined, returning her clothes to normal. "What good is being a warlock if I can't have fun with it?"
"How about I won't kick your ass?" Alexis threatened.
"Alexis," Mark warned. "To my classroom." The blonde started to object, but headed off down the hall. The older demon turned back and looked down at the young warlock and vampire. "Adam, Matthew, what have I told you countless times about Alexis?"
"Don't change her clothes on the third Wednesday of every other month because of some weird demon thing that you won't tell us about going on," they replied in a bored tone of voice. Mark nodded and headed off to his classroom.
Adam kicked a pencil out of his way as he and Matt walked down the hallway. "She's going to rip your dick off someday," the vampire said.
Adam shrugged. "S'worth it," he replied.
~.**.~
"Okay, line up! You know the drill!"
The students and teachers of Roaming Ghoul High got into a line like they always did for the yearly transformation and power exhibition to show the school board that the students were learning and the teachers were still qualified to teach. "Evan Bourne!" A small brunette teenager stepped forward, his spiked hair shimmering with a light shower of glitter.
"Does he have more glitter on or am I seeing things?" Jay whispered to Adam.
"Matt said he gets more when he's pleased or excited," his brother explained with a grin. "And that just means he fucked the fairy." Jay grinned himself.
Evan concentrated, his eyes shut tight. Not long after, he relaxed again as a pair of red, white, and black gossamer wings pulled themselves from his back, his skin getting a slight shimmer to it. "And can Mr. Bourne still shrink himself down to his proper size?" the short gray-haired witch giving the test asked. Evan quickly shrunk himself down to the normal fairy height of a few inches tall, flying up so the woman could properly see. She wrote something down on her clipboard and waved him away. Evan smiled as he flew over to Matt, pressing a kiss to his cheek before changing back to normal. "Alexis Michaels and Mark Calaway."
"What the hell do you want?" Alexis snapped. She shut up when Mark slapped the back of her head.
"I apologize for my student's behavior," the older demon apologized. "She is going through the Change today."
"Noted," the woman said. "Begin."
The two quickly changed into their true forms. Nails sharpened to points, eyes changed from blue and green to different shades of red, teeth elongated into fangs, horns came through and pairs of leathery red wings pulled themselves from their backs. The witch nodded and they changed back. Alexis sighed when her fangs shrank and winced when she cut into her lip; as a demon, her canines were slightly longer and razor-sharp even when she wasn't transformed.
"Shawn Michaels." The witch frowned. "Pardon me, but are you related to Alexis?"
Shawn nodded, stepping forward. "She is my younger sister," he replied. The angel-demon brother and sister stood next to each other. Shawn shifted slightly, white feathery wings with golden tips pulling out of his back, his skin glowing slightly.
"It is rare to see siblings with such varying differences," the woman said, making a note on her clipboard. She waved them back. "Randall Orton, Cody Rhodes, and Theodore DiBiase, Jr."
~.**.~
"Addy!"
Adam turned with a grin when he heard the yell. Jeff, dressed in black and red, ran at him, his fangs showing in his smile. Jeff hugged the warlock tightly, pressing a kiss to his mouth. "And what was that for?" the blonde asked with a grin.
Jeff blushed lightly, brushing his hair back. Adam noticed it was dyed black with a chunk kept at its original blonde. "I missed you," he admitted softly.
Adam's grin grew and he brought the smaller closer with another kiss. "Well then, I'll have to fix that," he said. He looked over when a hand clapped down on his shoulder for a second.
"Do that with my brother where I can see it and I'll let Lex do whatever she wants to do when you piss her off," Matt warned. His arm was around Evan's shoulders, the fairy blushing a bright red.
All four looked up when the intercom crackled to life. "Students, please gather in the auditorium," the principal, a warlock named Vince McMahon announced. "I have an announcement to make."
"What do you think it is this time?" Adam muttered.
Matt shook his head. "Something important, I guess," he replied.
Pretty soon, everyone was gathered in the auditorium, Vince standing on the stage behind a microphone with a boy with short brown hair and another with darker brown hair. "Students, this is Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin," Vince introduced. "They have just been enrolled in RGH. Please make them feel welcome."
"Well, that was a pointless meeting," Alexis muttered. She smiled when Jay came up from behind and pressed a kiss to the side of her neck.
"Come on, don't be like that," Jay teased, wrapping his arms around her stomach from behind. "Don't you like new students?"
Alexis rolled her eyes and leaned her head back on his shoulder. "What do you think?" she asked with a teasing grin. Jay smiled.
"What do you think they are?" Adam asked.
Matt looked the two new kids up and down. "Maybe they're warlocks," he suggested. "They could be vamps and I just can't tell, but…ok, I have no idea."
"Then let's ask," Evan suggested. He moved out from under Matt's arm and walked up to the two brunettes with a smile on his face. "Hi. I'm Evan. Evan Bourne."
"Alex Shelley," the one with darker hair said.
"Chris Sabin," the other said.
"So…what are you?" Evan asked, the smile never leaving his face. Chris and Alex looked at each other in confusion then looked back at the smaller brunette. "You know, what kind of creature are you? I'm a fairy. Matt and Jeff are vampires, Adam and Jay are warlocks, Alexis is a demon…" He pointed back to where Orton, Rhodes, and DiBiase were talking with a tall brunette with various cuts covering his body. "…and that's Randy, Cody, and Ted. They're werewolves. You don't wanna get mixed up with them. But John, he's a zombie and he's pretty nice."
"Um…" Alex swallowed before he answered. "We're…we're warlocks. But…But we're not really good at our powers yet."
"Warlocks, huh?" Adam looked the two up and down.
Jeff slapped his chest lightly. "Addy, be nice," he scolded. He smiled at the two and extended his hand. "Hi, I'm Jeff. Like Ev said, I'm a vampire." Chris and Alex hesitated slightly when they saw his fangs. Jeff frowned and ran his tongue over his teeth. "What? Do I have blood on my teeth?" They shook their heads, the young blonde lowering his hand in disappointment.
"Well, welcome to RGH," Jay welcomed with a grin. "If you're lucky, you make it through alive." Alex and Chris gulped.
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This is gonna be fun.