Me: Oh Yeah, I'm back!
Mushra: With another Shinzo/Mushrambo fanfic, we know. So what's this one about?
Me: I'm going to talk to the characters!
Mushra: Haven't you talked to me enough?
Me: No.
Mushra: Fine. Ya, ya, I know, Boring Girl/Person doesn't own Shinzo/Mushrambo, for if she had there would be about twenty movies.
Me: Okay guys come on in. OH and sago girl12 join us please. (out walks sago girl12 and cast.)
Mushra: Run, it's the two devils that I told you guys about earlier.
Me: Mushra stop lying. (sago girl12 is just staring at Sago in a dreamy mood)
Sago: Why is she staring at me.
Me: Umm. I'll tell you later.
Mushra: I know why.
Me: Tell and Sago girl and I'll kill you.
Mushra: {mutters} Fine.
Me: Question time! Sago girl you go first.
Sago girl: Okay, hmm. I want to know about your guys' past, well except Yakumo's we know hers.
Mushra: Okay, well my past is simple. I was born and raised in a small town. I had a lovely mum, who was a single parent cause my mean daddy left me. One day my mum left me too. I decided to hide my pain by fighting. I stole some food, and that was where you guys found me, I think, my memory is kinda funny.
Sago Girl: Mushrambo.
Mushrambo: I was born an enterrin, and one day wanted to kill all humans. Mine's fairly simple.
Sago Girl: Kutal?
Kutal: Umm, hmm, all I can seem to remember is food.
Mushra: Go figure.
Sago Girl: {sighing in a lovey dovey way} Sago?
Sago: Well, I was born as a water enterrin, and when I was five met Mushra. However I was not involved in any gangs, I never loved Yakumo like some people think, I never loved any one in fact. I got into gambling when my ma sold the house and made me gamble for her love.
Sago Girl: Oh, do you want a hug Sago? {Sago nods, Sago Girl goes to hug him}
Mushra: Great.
Me: Whatever, I think it's cute. Hey, Sago Girl.
Sago Girl: {still hugging Sago} What?
Me: Never mind. So, umm, Yakumo, if you had to marry anyone right now who would it be?
Yakumo: Mushrambo, I think he would be cute in a tux.
Me: Okay. Off you go to Vegas then. {makes them go onto a plane heading for Vegas magically.}
Mushra: {sobbing] No.
Me: Mushra, how do ya feel?
Mushra: Betrayal, angst, sadness, jealousy.
Me: Okay, next chapter your having a therapy session with me, Sago Girl, and [giggling,] apparently Sago. Okay, folks that's all we have today! Bye!
Mushra: Review, whatever. Oh, Sago have fun on your date.
Episode 2
Me: Today we have a special guest besides Sago Girl 12. Windflame!!!!!!!!
Mushra: No, the evil torturer! Thank goodness none of you own Shinzo.
Me: Come on out. {Mushra comes on stage, followed by Sago Girl 12 still hugging Sago, and then there's Windflame.}
Windflame: Hi Mushra, I'm back.
Mushra: It's the evil!!! Run for your life!
Sago Girl: Mushra, we're not evil, we're here to help you. {Mushra backs away, frightened}
Me: Shock collar. {Windflame pressed the shock collar button, Mushra is electrocuted.}
Sago Girl: We are here to help you Mushra. {hugs Sago, again.}
Me: Okay, enough of us being nice. Mushra, we all know what it's like to have a crush on someone, but get over it. Sago Girl, water please. Windflame, zap him. {Mushra gets electrocuted, again}
Mushra: You know, I've met some obsessed Shinzo people, but you guys are just plain scary!. {I'm starting to cry. Mushra looks afraid.}
Mushra: Please don't cry, I'm begging you. {I cry, a lot.} Great, now I'm going crazy. {starts singing.} I am slowly going crazy 123456 switch, slowly going I am crazy 654321.
Me: Someone, this is not working bring in plan b. {Lanancarus enters with chainsaw. Sago Girl 12, Windflame, Sago, and I tie Mushra to a chair.}
Mushra: Save me, I'm about to be killed here. {Lanancarus moves closer, Mushra starts screaming.}
Me: Windflame?
Windflame: Wait for it. {Lanancarus pulls up chainsaw.}
Windflame: Now. {Starts to hit Lanancarus.} Get out of here pest. {Lanancarus leaves.}
Me: Mushra, how are you?
Mushra: Frightened for my life.
Me: Good…. To be continued.
