It was the first day of 7th Grade. Kyle, Stan, and Kenny stood at the bus stop. "Ugh," Kyle groaned "dude, this is really gonna suck. Anyone besides me notice that nothing interesting has happened since we were in, like, 5th grade." "Kyle, just roll with it. School will be over before you know it. " Stan said. "No, 180 days is a long time, Stan. Look, I know I used to actually like school, you know, back when Garrison was our teacher, but the days just keep slower, and more boring. And now that we have 7 different classes—I don't think I can take much more." Stan sighed. "Dude, Kyle, it's middle school, something is going to happen." Kyle raised an eyebrow at Stan, "Why do you say that?" he asked. "Cause Cartman hasn't shut up about something cool happening. He called me at 5 and told me how it's something that's going to affect everyone." "That sounds like Cartman," Kenny said, "the same retard we've always known. Remember when he jumped off his roof, ended up in the hospital in a coma, and then had 'psychic visions'?" Stan and Kyle laughed. "That was when we had fun, those were the days."
All the sudden, they all heard Cartman's voice, "You guys! You guys!" He reached them, breathing heavily, "You… guys…" "What is it now, Fatass?" Kyle asked. "There's… a new girl…" Stan and Kyle looked at each other. "So? We get new kids all the time." Kyle said. "Yeah," Cartman said, "but I got a call last night. It was Craig. He said the house right across the street from him, you know, the one that was for sale?" "Yeah…" Stan said.
"Well he was out playing football with Token yesterday, and this big U-Haul pulls up at the house across the street. So they start watching. This car pulls up and it's just this really hot family. A mom, 2 older girls who Craig says was probably twins, and a really hot girl." The guys were interested. "Go on…" Kyle urged. "She smiled and walked over to where Craig and Token were, right? And, she starts talking to them… She's our age, you guys. She said she's coming to our school." Cartman finished with a stupid grin on his face.
"Well how hot was she?" Kenny asked, his voice muffled by his orange coat. "I don't know, but she must be pretty hot if Craig called me at 11." Cartman replied. "Wow…" The 3 other boys said.
The bus pulled up, the boys got on silently and went to school with no conversation.